06/05/2026
The pizza box was stamped with a quote: "El dinero no compra la felicidad, pero con él puedes comprar pizza, que es prácticamente lo mismo." Money can't buy happiness, but with it you can buy pizza, which is practically the same thing.
That's La Matatena in a sentence.
The owner's sister has celiac disease. That's not a marketing detail — it's the explanation for everything. Every staff member understands the difference between a preference and an allergy. Questions get answered with precision and care. Dedicated preparation area. Certified gluten-free beer (Ocho Reales, right on the bottle).
The chapulines pizza — grasshoppers, arugula, olives — is not a novelty. I know it sounds like one. It is not. The champiñones is earthy and exactly right. The banana muffin dusted with powdered sugar on that blue and white plate? Still thinking about it.
García Vigil 212, Centro Oaxaca. Go more than once.
What would you order first — chapulines or champiñones?