Jokes & Joy

A Jamaican man was having s*x for the first time with his wife.Suddenly he shouted ,"Jah bless!" He then ran out of the room, came back with a huge bucket of water. He then poured the water on his wife' s item.His wife was frightened and she responded saying, " Whatta gwan ! What you rasta man do dat for?"Rasta replied, " Bomboclat woman! Dis ting too sweet. Me gwan dilute it remember me diabetic and sweet tings no good for me rastaman!🤣🤣

MOPHEME

PART 78

"Ketla lebala tsohle empa eseng taelo ea ntate,"ho bua Sekhoahla "Ntate oitse leha hokaba thata joang le joang ke fumane khoro molotsana enoa ke rata ho moruta h**e leha maoba a mphelephanyelitse kajeno ketla motima sealolo monna emong le emong ahle a hlomele a qete.Sholu lena eka khona le tlosoe tseleng le khathalitse ho lekane.Ena ke ntoa yaka ya qetelo le lesholu lena haeba leka ntlhola kajeno ketla inehela."

Sekhoahla o tsoile hae le sekhakhatha sa batho. Ele ba palameng kaofela hose litaaso. Baeso palame, Phefumoloha one a ile a balaya haholo are,"Haeba lekeke la tla le lona sholu leo le tsebe monna e mong le e mong otla lefa khomo.Lehlokome haholo motho emong le emong ele teanang leena le mo hlahlobise haholo ka mahlo leka lipuo. Lipuo tsa lona hale fihla motseng lebe seli le seke la ya lolololo le hona hale kena motseng le rothe jlo ka maphaphela a litsie le fofonele le fuputse jlo ka ntja ya setsomi."

Baile bahlankana melomo ba ekentse ka likobong ba thotse tu! Ho utlwahala molumo wa litlhako tsa lipere tsa bona fla Sefuba naleli e pela khoeli ona itshetlehile ka Sekhoahla antse a monyemotsa khafetsa. Enele pesola ea mohlankana e peta se batsi a mahlo a lipatolo seqhobane sa sebele se bohale ntoeng empa kelello ea hae eneka ea nta. Bapelo li bonolo haa ba talima bane ba ikahlola a eso bue Sekhoahla leena one a motshepelela bonatla ba hae eseng kelello.

Babatlile Mopheme matsatsi a mahlano ba sa mofumane. Taba eba tsielitseng ene ele hobane hose motho ea tsebang moo a ahileng teng. Enele patlo e nyahamisang pelo. Bohle bao ba botsang bane baba bolella h**e lebitso la Mopheme bakile ba leutloa empa hase motho eo ba kileng ba bona sefahleho sa hae.

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PART 77

Are:"Mpolelle kemang ao neileng lengolo lee?"

"Motswalle waka ya nthatang haholo, ibile o mphile chelete ena, bona." Yaba o mosupisa sente e ntsho. A tswela pele are "Haoka ntlohela ketla o rekela jwala ka yona chelete ena. Kea tseba mosali wa hao ke sekhoba, ha rate ho phela."

"Oho, nthwena ke lehlanya la nnete hareka raya kaena retla fumana pere ese ile. Hare khutleleng hae ka potlako." Horialo Sekhwahla.

"Lewena o lehlanya, monna, hobane o mpolaela chelete yaka," ke metsi yeo. "Nna nkeke kafa mhlanya a jwalo ka wena jwala baka. Tsamaya, lehlanya towe! Ke ngaka ya mahlolo ohle, empa bahao kebo hlotseng. Haesale ke tswalwa hakeso bone lehlanya le jwalo ka wena. Ntho e nngwe fla yeo nka e etsang keho o romella tlali mothwana yeo tlose lefatsheng. Ke qala ho bona ngwana yasa hlompheng jwalo ka wena o ngwana e mobe."😅

Ha Sekhwahla a fihla hae a fumana pere leyona e nyametse motho wa h**eng a mmolella h**e monga yona oile a enka ka mora h**e a tlohe.

Rehaellwa ke mantse aka hlalosang khalefo ya Sekhwahla. Afumana horr esale sa maoba le maobane. Mopheme osa mo phutlile ka lechoba sefahlehong. Aikana, ahlapanya horr ntho e nngwe fla etlo mo lokisetsa litaba kehomothunya hang fela ka ntle ho puo. Are "Molotsana enwa o bapetse kanna holekana. Mohla re teanang ketla mo hlaba ka lerumo sefubeng" E ojwalo mopheme. Polelo ereng lithoto ke lefa laba bohlale ona e tseba hantle. Habashemane bo Sekhwahla bantse ba ingwaya lihloho, ba botsana litaba, ba hloletswe ona phahetse marole ale hole.
Sasanka mopheme tau ya lithota
O tsamaye o iphoka litshintshi
Bao tshwenyi ba tshware phupe
O bapalise mosela oska bafahla
Bao phallele ba tshware lefela
Ba tshware hlolo ka boya lithoteng
Ba khathale ba ahlame bao tjamele!

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Ba talimana jwalo motsotswana yaba Hlanaka ore: "che le lumme. Tabanyana yeo ke e kopang hwena enngwe fla ke h**e o hlokomele pere ena hantle ke e rekile ka theko e boima hampe mme hake rate ho khaohana le yona"

"Heeka o ĺehehle la letawa! Keo boleletse h**e yeo ke taba yaka hase yahao. Ketlao bolokela yona hofihlela o boya. Empa ha tsatsi leka likela oso khutle otsebe kese ke enkile. Nna kere o tlohele lipuo tse ngata o itlhahanele, mohlomong itla fumana nonyana e phuruselitse."

Pere ya hlanaka enele ntle e khotshe. Sekhwahla leena ya mo khahla, a boba horr leha monga yona aka moela ka liphalana otlabe a fumane. Jwale bohali ba khaoha ka mora nako nyana Hlanaka aile Sekhwahla amo latela.

Tseleng Sekhwahla a kopana le metsi metsi a moneha lengolo nyana hang hale fihla liatleng mmele wahae wa chesa haholo, a fufulelwa, a thothomela. Yare asa le bula fla a kopana le polelo yeo aneng ase a e lebetse MOPHEME O UTSWELITSWENG TSA OONA KA SEHLOHONG EKA KHONA O PHELE che enese tshomo ka mathetho, le polelo ena ene ele teng :"Etlare hao fihla moo keitseng retla teana teng ketlaba ke inehile limenyane hammoho le pere yaka"

"Metsi lengolo le ole neilwe kemang?" Ho botsa Sekhwahla

"Wena o tseba mangolo a fumanwa kae, ho makhowa le lingaka? Kenna ngaka ya bohloko ba libe. Ba mmamelang ke ba phatsitse kaofela. Haho leamonh yatlashwa. Maobane kene ke laola bophelo baka, litaola lire jetlashwa ha khweli e toloka. Masholu ohle a ntimang jwala atlashwa pele honna."

Sekhwahla amo hula ka likojwana ka khalefo e makatsang, are ho yena:"Tseke tseke towe, kere o mpolelle moo o nkileng lengolo lena yeng. Haosa bolele ketla o pshatla bokwana bona."

"Hao mpolaya ketla bokolla mme hao motho yatla o tlisetsa jwala" Sekhwahla amo khorohela ka phafa are:

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"E kea bona kajeno mopheme o kopane le pela li falla" ho araba Sekhwahla "taba e nkukunelang feela me tefo yeo we batlang. Monna tefo yahao e kholo haholo."

"E ekholo jwalo ka mosebetsi waka haobatla kobo e thata e matla otlamehile ho lefa chelete e ngata. Kea bona o motho ya ratang hoja monyakalali wa keboleloa. U qetile lilemo tse ngata oleka ho tshwara sholu Lena Leo nna ketla le tshwara ka letsatsi. Hona kemang ya tsebang setla etsahala? Mohlomong ketla le tshwara ke tsoile matswabali empa hake le tshwere wena otlaba morui e moholo moyeng leli nthong. Otla nonopela oje lijo ka thabo setumo sa hao se tlakalle. Eseng hoo feela phefumoloha otla o arolela leruo la hae jwalo kaha o tshepisitse. Haosa utloisisi litaba tsaka nkeke kao qobella. Nna kempa keo hlalosetsa moria otla phekola qeba la hao fela. Hao hana o hane nna hake kule ke wena ya kulang. Hosasa habosiu bwesa otlabe o theohile setulong Sena seo ose lutseng. Mopheme o qalile kaho o tlontlolla, ao nyenyefatsa, Mme kajeno otla qetella ao hlobolisitse qojwana eo we apereng. Setumo sahae setla tota sebe seilo kena pheletsong ya lefatshe. Bohle hab qoka btla bua ka mopheme qhala-bahale, monyenyetsi wa baitshepi. Batho batla bua phatlaltsa mahlong bare "Rona mopheme ra mo tseba hare mo jwetswe. Ha sekhwahla atla rola tlokola jwala keka baka la Mopheme." Ke buile ho lekane oka phetha thato ya maikutlo a hao, empa Mopheme otla o luba."

"Che litaba tsa hao keli utloile," ho rialo Sekhwahla. "Ere kaha khopolo yaka le cheseho ele ho tshwara mopheme, ketla nka keletso ya hao. Fela o tsebe h**e otla sia pere y hao mona. Utla enka haoso tlisitse lesolu Leno."

"Empa pere ea ka. ..."

"Pere yaho,pere yahao, hake kope karabo. Kere esale Mona honna ho fihlela o tlisa mopheme." Sekhwahla amo kena hanong ka khalefo e makatsang. Hlanaka a talima sekhwahla ka maswabi a hlomolang. Sekhwahla Leena amo khwetelela mahlo a litolo Ana a bebenya melomo jwalo ka nkwe e halefile.

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"E litaba tsahao tsohle kea liutlwa empa hao mpolelle h**e sera sena ketla se tshwara jwang" ho araba Sekhwahla. "Hake hloke ho utlwa litaba tse telele tse senang thuso. Ke rata ho tseba tsela yeo ketla tshwara sera sena ka yona. Ke yeo ntho eke e hlokang. Mpolelle yona kapele."

"E o nepile. Ketla o bolella. Wena le metswalle yahao le hlolehile ho tshwara Mopheme ka lebaka la bothotho. Le hlolehile ho hlokomela lintho tsekang tsena: Ea pele ke motho ea bohlale ea maleba leba; ea bobeli ona le tsebo ya batho. Ke motho ya tsebang kelello ya motho le botebo ba yona. Keh**e owa tseba h**e haka etsa lintho tholwana tsa yona etlaba tse itseng. Taba ya boraro ematla hofeta tsena kaofela kehobane ona le litamolane tsa hae tse phelang le lona. Hale rata ho mo tshwara le ipuwela fela lesa tsebe h**e litamolane tsa hae lintse li utlwa. Le bea maraba alona hantle empa halere atla tshwasa a thella fela. Keka baka lena ke tlileng hwena motsheare hoba bosiu ntlo, lifate le majwe lina le litsebe lia utlwa le melomo ya bua.

"'Na nka mo tshwara hang hoba ke tsebe tsena tsohle, ke bile ke tseba moo a lulang. Empa keso kene mosebetsing ona ke batla h**e o ntefe. Keh**e o ntefe mashome a robeli a liranta kantle ho tika tiko. Empa h**e ketle keo nolofaletse litaba otlamehile o ntefe mashome a mararo a liranta pele. Chelete esetse otlanne onnehe hakese keo nehetse motho wahao liatleng. Ke ikana ka Sekhwahla h**e letsatsi lena le eso likele otlabe ale liatleng tsa hao ke mo tshwere. Lesholu lena ke motswalle waka e moholo yeo ke phetseng leena lilemo. O ntshepa haholo hoba ke tlohe mona otla ntatela hoya sebakeng seo ketla o bolella sona. Etlare hakese ke motshwere kemo tlise ho wena sebakeng seo."

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PART 73

Ka mora khweli Sekhwahla a ntsh*tswe kotsi ke pere ha fihla moeti emong motseng wa Phefumoloha. Ene ele mohlankana wa lekeja kejane ea mahlo a nchocho ya chatsi. Ha abua asa kopanye mahlo le motho amo utswa fela. Monko o hoena hoena wa patsi ya chabeleke lirope tsa hae tse ntsho tse benyang tsohle li mopaka h**e o holetse hara loti eo borikhwe asakang abo tena esale a hlaha. Monyemo wahae ono mo paka h**e ke motho ya tlwaetseng ho lula ale mong yasa tlwaelang batho. A ipolela h**e lebitso la hae ke hlanaka mme o rata ho bua le Sekhwahla.

Haba teana are ho Sekhwahla "Monghali ke tlile hwena ka taba e kholo taba yeo hlotisang jwalo ka leino le opang. Hakesa fose ke lilemo jwale taba ena yeo lutse moyeng. Taba eke buang ka yona kea sekweta sena se ipitsang Mopheme. Ketseba hantle kamoo ao hlophileng kateng hao leka ho mo tshwara le h**e o batlile o senyehelwa ke bophelo eseng bophelo fela empa eleng hlompho le setumo sahao.

Kamoo eleng khale batho bao thetsa kateng ke tseba hantle h**e hao kholwe kaseo keo bolellang. Taba ya pele ke kholwa o maketse h**e ke ka baka lang ke tlile hwena ka taba ena. Karabo hae hole. Ke tlisitswe ke lerato leo keo ratang lona. Ke rata ho tsehetsa setumo sahao seo ke bonang h**e sea senyeha kebatla bohle bao tsebe ontsole Sekhwahla mohale wa bahale seroba marumo a bakhathatsi. Pele ho taba tsena tsa Mopheme morena Phefumoloha one ao hlonepha liketso tsahao ali amohela kantle ho potso empa kajeno ho jwang? Tsee tsohle li bakwa keng? Ke hoba o hlotswe ho tshwara sera sa sechaba mmolai wa Phefumoloha mopheme. O tshwana le molaoli a hlotsweng ho tsamaisa makhotla a morena ka tshwanelo. Kajeno morena o nahana ho utlosa bolaoling. A behe emong anang le kelello ho ofeta. Ke tlile mona ho thibela taba e jwalo."

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"Kemang yeo atlang?" Mopheme amo kena hanong Sekhwahla a hetla. Ho hetla ha hae hwa neha mopheme sebaka se setle saho etsa malepa a hae. A ama pere ya Sekhwahla ae palameng ka letsoho pakeng tsa lirope. Ao! Ao! Ao!🙉 ea hana houtlwa pitsi e ntsho ya penya e patile hlooho. Sekhwahla ya mo hlatsa ayawa ka pele ho yona. Letsoho lahae le letona la fapana manonyeletso mona setsweng. A bokolla a rahaka esale ale kokosa ke bohloko. Yare banna ba palameng le Sekhwahla basa ferekane Mopheme abe ase ale hwena. Amo otlolla letsoho masapo a bwela malulong ka ho panya ha ntshi abe ase ale kaholimo ho pitsi yabo e ntsho lipere tsohle ali behetse pele. Banna ba mophato wa Sekhwahla bare ba mo thiba empa aba supa ka bistolo ba thethelwa.

Bothata jwale ea ena h**e na Sekhwahla batla mo etsa jwang hoba kantle ho letsoho theleli yahae leyona ene e tswepuhile. Eare moo ba makalletseng monna yeo ba mmoneng aetla a fihla le pere ya Sekhwahla le bistolo le lengolo lena:

SEKHWAHLA MOTSWALLE

Hake rate h**e oshwe kena le matla aho o thusa. Ka lebaka lena keo romella pere yahao. Empa taba yeo ke ratang h**e oe hlokomele mme leha oka wa tawa osa tshwanelang ho e lebala, ke h**e o seka ntsamaela ka sethunya. Mme ha taba ena eka etsahala hape ketla o thunya hang kesa o qenehele.

Keo lakaletsa katleho ho tsohle eseng bofuma empa oseke wa tlwaela ho bapalisa ntja ka lesapo. Ka mohlomong etla oloma letsoho. Keo leboha haholo ka moo o hlolehileng ho elellwa malepanyana aka ka teng. Etlare basa o oka kebentse ke sebetsa.

MOPHEME

Hi fihlela mona Sekhwahla one antse a hopola h**e pere yahae ela tshoha ha etla empa lengolo lena la mo bontsha h**e o wetse lerabeng la Mopheme. Tsatsing leo a ikana h**e hasatla hlola a ikhathatsa ka Mopheme o mo hlotse o mo hloletse ruri.

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Eitse habale kae kae ba bona monna a palame pere aetla aba tobile. Sekhoahla ha a qala ho mobona a mo tseba hang. La bososela la bobotheha le Sekhwahla lare "Bonang nonyana e bona seboko empa hae bone sefi. Kajeno moeka o palame pere yaka ketla mo ruta batho hona kajeno.

"Mohlomphehi leba o potileng!" Ho lumelisa Mopheme. Sekhwahla a oma ka hlooho fela anntse a khutsitse. Yare moo mopheme areng otla bua Sekhwahla are ho ena "Tlola pere eno kapele haosa batle hoshwa" a bua jwalo ase a mo supile ka bistolo. Sekhwahla a palama pere enneng e palangwe ke mopheme ka ho tseba h**e yona e lebelo hofeta tseo bali palameng ele h**e mopheme haka leka ho baleha atle a tsebe homo tshwara. Eare eo aneng ae palame ae neha monna emong waba tsamayang le ena m'e yaba ya monna eno o e neha mopheme.

"Haoka leka ho baleha ketla o thunya hang, o ntoile maoba mme kajeno kenna atla o loya. Empa hotseo tsohle keo leboha kamoo o babaletseng pere yaka kateng e shahlile ho bonahala e fepuwe ke letsoho lesa fupereng" ho rialo Sekhwahla.

"Motho ea ke keng a baballa pere eo ae palameng o tsebe hase letho" ho rialo mopheme "ke utlwa o mmakatsa hao nteboha kamoo ke babaleseng pere yahao kateng, athe o tseba hantle horr ke mohlankana wa hao yaka sehlohong mme ke tlameha ho hlokomela lintho tsohle tsahao. Leha hole jwalo nna ke ikentse motshepuwa ya kaalo hwena. Ka mehla liketso tsahao lia mmakatsa. Ka jeno o qeta selemo sa bosupa o ntsoma jwalo ka phoofolo. Hantle molato waka keng? Hangata ke motho a lebalang haholo empa hake hopole letsatsi leo nkileng kao khupisa ka lona. Leha hole jwalo wena o qamechetse honna jwalo ka lehofe la nta hake qamechetse moriring😅. Lehloho lahao honna le tebile leentse metso e rarahaneng. Kamehla kennile kao baleha empa kajeno ke itlisitse ho wena h**e retle retlo bua re talimane mahlong re lahlile lihlomo le mona etswe le puo ya rona ere taba li mahlong."

"E wa bolela" ke Sekhwahla yeo "Hotloha hona kajeno haresatla khathatsana. Ketla..."

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