Remy boi

FCB
lets go….🍻🍺

Dear girls;
Dont be the reason why a woman and her kids are at home on their knees praying to God for help. Leave married men alone!!

The girl you were chasing 18yrs ago to go and wear her pant is the same girl you are chasing now to remove her pant.
UNCLE WHY?

Men of God: MoG
women of God: woG
son of God: soG
Daughter of God :❓😫

April🫡vs May🥶

Hhmmmm🙄🤔

AGE UPDATE FOR 2024

1990 - 39 years old
1991 - 38 years old
1992 - 37 years old
1993 - 36 years old
1994 - 35 years old
1995 - 34 years old
1996 - 33 years old
1997 - 32 years old
1998 - 31 years old
1999 - 30 years old
2000 - 29 years old.

I nofit🤷🏽‍♂️beg woman 😡 men follow me

🚶🚶🚶😎🐃

This statement
Go and Marry
Is it an insult or an Advice???
I wan confirm something 😏😏😏

If all ur Ex send you 1k each, how much will u make ?.........No fear, nobody will beat you 😁🤦😜

Me ....hmmmmmm

Painful Exit 💔 shall not enter your family IJN

Good morning fam

Before the end of March, God is going to do something BIG and life changing for you! 🙏🏾😇

Coppied!!!

I chased one Pharmacy Student girl from our 100 level until I left U.I. Her excuse in 100 level was "I was too young for her" even though I was clearly older than her. Instead of her to just say that I couldn't give her the type of maintenance she was looking for.

Her excuse in 200 level was that she was already dating a doctor. You know how those pharmacy/ Medicine students are with doctors na. Them think say the doctors go marry them. LMFAOOOOOO.

Her excuse in 300 level was that the Doctor boyfriend broke her heart and she was done with relationships. But Aunty, why am I being punished for the sins of another man?

In 400 level, she said I was already leaving school and there was no point because she still had a couple of years to spend in school. Secondly, that I was unemployed and I could not take care of her needs. She was now a woman yunno.
After I graduated, I tried one last time and this time she said “You have graduated from school but you haven’t graduated from chasing me after 4 years. Am I a Bachelor’s degree program? Move on, abeg”

Anyways, I moved to sinkor and I met a beautiful woman at an event in Sheraton and you would not believe she happened to be the elder sister of this same girl. Small world.

I was originally not interested in having any romantic relationship with the elder sister because she didn’t have the physical features I saw in her younger sister (If you know, you know) but we eventually started dating.

So one day my former crush was coming to sinkor and her elder sister asked me to accompany her to the bus park to pick her up.

My former crush almost fainted when her sister introduced me as her boyfriend as we were putting her bags in the trunk of my car. As her elder sister walked back to the park to carry one more bag, this girl pulled me to one corner.

“Theo" what are you doing with my elder sister?” I responded, “Master’s Degree Program, dear”...

😅😂😅

ANY MORAL LESSON FROM THIS STORY??