STORY BOOK nd The New COMES

Soma nawe twisekere😁😁😁
1. Umuryango wari uri ku meza (kurya). Nuko
umwana aba ateruye inkuru “Mva ku ishuri
nabonye papa ari kumwe n’umukobwa bahita
bajya mu gihuru.” Se ati “Ceceka wa kigoryi we,
sinakubujije kuvugana ibiryo mu kanwa?” Nyina
ati “Arakubeshya rata tubwire uyu munsi
biremewe” Umwana arakomeza ati “Maze
barasomana anamukuramo imyenda” Ise
arongera ati “Ziba wa njiji we, sinakubujije guhera
kare?” Nyina ati “Ntacyo agutwara rata komeza
ndakugurira chocolat” Umwana ati “Barangije
baba batangiye gukora bya bindi mama ajya akora
na Peter (umuzamu)” Nyina ati “Wajyiye wumvira
wa kiburaburyo we. Iso ntiyakubujije kuvugana
ibiryo mu kanwa?” Ise ati “Rata ivugire, ngo Peter
na nyoko bakorana ibiki?.” umwana ati bakora
nkibyo njya nkora na Grace iyo dukina iby’abana
nyine.
2. Umwarimu mu ishuri ahita avuga ati njyiye
kubabaza ikibazo ugisubiza ndahita muha
uruhushya yitahire?, umunyeshuri witwa Joriji
aba aritaye mu gutwi maze aba ajugunye igikapu
cye hanze, akinyujije mu idirishya, Mwarimu
n’umujinya mwinshi ati “ninde ujugunye igikapu
hanze?? rwenya asubiza yisohokera ati “ninjyewe
kandi ubwo nagusubije ndetse ubu nanatashye”!
3. Nyuma yo gufotora abanyeshuri, Gafotozi
abwira Diregiteri ko ifoto buri munyeshuri
agomba kwishyura 1000Frw
*Diregiteri abwira Mwarimu: “Ubwire abanyeshuri
ko bazishyura 3000Frw by’ amafoto”
*Mwarimu abwira Abanyeshuri: “Mubwire
ababyeyi banyu ko mugomba kwishyura 5000Frw
by’amafoto”
*Umunyeshuri abwira Umubyeyi:
“mamaa,mwarimu yatubwiye ngo tuzane
amafaranga 7000Frw y’amafoto”
*Umugore abwira Umugabo: “Cherie, Abantu
bakina n’amafaranga koko, Wakwemera ko
Musoni agomba kwishyura amafaranga
10,000Frw kwishuri y’amafoto “
4. Mwalimu wigisha mu mwaka wa 2 pirimeri
yabajije umunyeshuri ati amandazi 6 gukuramo
amandazi2 hasigara angahe?? Joriji ati “mumpaye
n’icyayi ntanarimwe ryasigara”
Ukunda guseka? Ntucikwe n’utundi tubahishiye
mu tuntu n’utundi.. Hahahaaaaa!
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