16/05/2026
So, Iโve been watching the internet streets lately, and some of you young men are out here throwing a whole parade for Senator Onyonka. After his army of beautiful children from different zip codes introduced themselves at a funeral, the comment sections went wild. "Onyonka is a real alpha!" "Onyonka is a legend!" Onyonka this, Onyonka bla bla bla...
Let me politely, but aggressively, ask you to nerf that glitching, dial-up-internet brain of yours right now.
Because you saw a wealthy politician successfully manage a small nation of heirs, youโa man whose M-Pesa balance currently mirrors your resting blood pressureโsuddenly want to single-handedly overpopulate the earth?
Chief, letโs look at the financial genetics here. Your own father struggled to raise you and your two siblings on a prayer and vibes. He was fighting for his life out here. Yet you, a financial minimalist with a grand total of 124 followers across all social media platforms and zero notable investments to your name, want to try the Onyonka Masterclass? Wake up, gathee! You are playing a high-stakes game with a low-stakes wallet.
Let me lay down the golden, unshakeable law of the universe: Breed according to your current liquidity, not your delusional, hypothetical future projections of wealth.
Stop funding a football team of kids on a "God will provide" budget. If you multiply based on your imaginary future millions, you aren't building a legacyโyouโre just raising a future syndicate of petty phone-snatchers and neighborhood menace-makers because you couldn't afford their basic needs.
The world would be a beautifully peaceful, crime-free utopia if people just matched their fertility to their bank statements. Responsibility starts with your wallet, not their existence. Calm down!