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Luk.14.22.NIV

The miraculous will attract multitudes, but it is your wisdom that will attract kings. Most kings are not in need.

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Thomas Edison’s Mother: The Power of Words

Words can be weapons that diminish and destroy, or they can be tools and instruments that create, encourage and uplift.

The story is told that one day, as a small child, Thomas Edison came home from school and gave a paper to his mother. He said, “Mom, my teacher gave this paper to me and told me only you are to read it. What does it say?”

Her eyes welled with tears as she read the letter out loud to her child: “Your son is a genius. This school is too small for him and doesn’t have good enough teachers to train him. Please teach him yourself.”

Many years after Edison’s mother had died, he became one of the greatest inventors of the century. When he was going through a closet he found the folded letter from his old teacher. He opened it and found that the true message written on the letter: “Your son is mentally deficient. We cannot let him attend our school anymore. He is expelled.”

Edison then wrote in his diary: “Thomas A. Edison was a mentally deficient child whose mother turned him into the genius of the century.”

UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY

FINAL YEAR EXAMS MAY 2023

COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time: 3Hrs 30Mins

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

2. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

QUESTIONS:

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two nearly years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra and an iPhone 14 Pro
(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. (10 marks)
(b) Use your graph above to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Mks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than KSH 10,000. Your daughter who is awaiting KCSE result is using a Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra and an iPhone 14 Pro worth KSH. 120,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You're a married woman and you have dated 20 men with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife KSH 1,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over KSH 5,000 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL🔥? (20 mark)

BEST OF LUCK!

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Wealth protects the rich; poverty destroys the poor.
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Would you like to meet a very important person? Take a generous gift. It will do wonders to gain entrance into his presence.
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