Sir. Suleiman

04/11/2025

Some first year students from the University of Mumbai were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table with a real dè@d body on it.

The , Krishna, started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANU$ & put the finger in his mouth & TASTED it.

Then he told the to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually, everyone inserted their fingers in the body's $ & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning...

Then the professor looked at them and said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation".

I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Now, learn to pay attention.

20/02/2025

I ask a wise man, who i should stay with?

He said:

Stay with the one who makes space for you in their heart because anyone can offer you space in their bed.

Stay with the one who makes you feel everything without even touching you.

Stay with the one who knows your worst side and, instead of leaving, stays to help you become better.

Stay with the one who keeps searching for you and winning you over, even after they already have you.

Stay with the one whose phone you never feel the need to check.

Stay with the one who writes on your soul.

Stay with the one who loves not just your smile, looks, and body but also your sadness, wounds, and scars.

Stay with the one who thinks of you every minute, wants you every second, and makes you laugh every moment.

Stay with the one who loves you for who you truly are, not for who they want you to be.

Stay with the one who understands your craziness and never tries to change it.

Stay with the one who loves you on your worst days because anyone can love you on the good ones.

Stay with the one who loves with passion, laughs without sadness, and lives without fear.

Stay with the one who makes you smile effortlessly, makes time for you in their day, and misses you when you’re not there.

Stay with the one who can't go a day without talking to you.

Stay with the one who makes you feel special.

Stay with the one who takes away your fears without you asking and undresses your soul without you realizing it.

Stay with the one who gives you more reasons to smile and none to cry.

"Physically, we can match with many, but our hearts don’t connect with just anyone."

28/03/2024

"I heard my mother asking the neighbors for salt." But we had salt in the house. I asked her why she was asking the neighbors for salt. And she answered me: —Because our neighbors don't have a lot of money and often they ask us for something.
From time to time, I also ask them for something small and inexpensive, so that they feel that we need them too. This way they will feel more comfortable and easier for them to keep asking us for everything they need."
Respect for human dignity is undoubtedly one of the noblest feelings.
And that's exactly what I learned from my parents... Let's build empathetic, humble, supportive children and other values to be valued..!!!…"

- Courtesy: Fatima Anfig

06/02/2024

A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally , it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.
10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.
10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
10 years later, at 70 years of age ,the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and they even had an elevator.
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the ocean view restaurant because they had never been there before.

17/01/2024

An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells,
"Look what you did to my car! You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my…" the old man said nervously. "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son.” he said with hope. “He trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins!" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh?” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp!"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes." says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road. When he finished, he walked over to his father and said,
"For the last time dad, I train Seals… Navy Seals. NOT dolphins!”

31/10/2023

https://fb.watch/o13ETkr8bs/?mibextid=Nif5oz

23/07/2023

10/10/2020

Lord help women

05/10/2020

our Inheritance