Its only in laikipia maralal campus where

18/08/2023

12/12/2021

22/06/2019

18/08/2017

Only one😩 out of 45 million Kenyans made it to Canaan 🌚

Kumbe password ilkua githeri
🤣😅🤣

16/04/2016

Examining a female patient brutally beaten by
her husband,
Doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP
are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing
which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble".
The woman immediately started taking off her
jeans and underwear.
Doc shocked said: “No! No! Please put on your
clothes. Just show me your tongue

14/03/2016

Mi btw niligrow up nikijua madame wameiva
hawawes shuta. Till one day niko hapa
Anniversary towers nimepanda lift. Ngeus flaani
fine thank you akaingia. Looks amekupigia
Jimmy Choo heels, Brazilian weave, kamini skirt
kengine haga imemurika, bust sio kubwa, size
yake.
Lift ikaanza kusonga ikafika 1st floor. Ndio
nikaskia dame amejifungua, ilikam through ni
k**a jina ya Kiislamu. Yuuuuuuuuussuuufffu fu
fu. Kidogo ule mjamaa alikuwa hapo kando
yangu akafaint alafu stima zikapotea building
yote. Hivyo ndio wasee hudedia kwa lift.

21/02/2016

Kabla ya Marriage mambo inakuaga ivi...
CHALI _fanya ivo!
DEM _ unataka nitoke?
CHALI _„Aiih Hapana
DEM _„Unanipenda?
CHALI _„sindio,thats a must.
DEM _Utakua na mpango wa kando?
CHALI _„Hio upuzi siwezi fanya
DEM _„Utanikiss milele
CHALI _„Kila time √
DEM _ utakua unanipiga?
CHALI _„Aiiih hio haiwezekani
DEM _„Naweza kukutrust?
CHALI _„ Yeap
DEM _,, My boooo
Sasa ukitaka kujua ukweli vile kunaendaga Soma
kuanzia chini kwenda juu ^

29/01/2016

Its just few days tujipate VALENTINE na venye
Jaaa-Nuary imekalia wazee. Mrembo anahitaji
haki yake, Bro hebu cheki hapa Kuna options
tatu:
1. Take her out =3000
sapa 1500
flowers 500
biscuits 150
miscillenious 1000
Total. = 6150/=
2. On 14th lenga kila kitu alaf on 15th
apology card - 350
biscuits -150
Total = 500/=
3.Option three Dump her on 13th
Cost: Ksh 10 ya 200 Sms
Uamuzi n Wako PIA wallet n yako, mrembo n
Wako JIAMULIE

08/01/2016

"The Person who inspired Nakummat to introduce
mutura in their butcheries gave them the wrong
idea.
Here is a brief description of what mutura and its
environs entails:
1. inafaa kuchomwa na makaa kwa jiko not gas
cooker.
2. The buyer is not supposed to know which
animal
surrendered its intestines for this meaningful
purpose
ati ngombe mtura or mbuzi mtura it can even be
a
donkey!
3. Kachumbari ya mtura haifai kua inajulikana ni
ya
leo, jana, juzi au ni ya kesho, eating mtura with
ketchup is abomination!
4. Inafaa kuonja umbwa umbwa hivi na kataste
ka
mavi ya mbuzi kwa umbali not mincemeat!
abominasion!
5. The person selling the mtura should look like a
thug, ama msee hayuko sure ka anafaa kua apo
ama
Msee Wa kuchoma mahindi not some sober
uniformed
silent
guy
6. Mtura has no fixed price, venye unauziwa leo
sio
venye
utauziwa kesho ati 1inch 10bob this is
exploitation
7. Mtura has no receipt, period.
8. Mtura is not sold inside a butchery, it is sold
alongside a butchery. who said these are cows
and
goats, ushawahi ona msee wa mtura akipeleka
mbuzi
slaughter house kuchinjwa? you eat as per your
imagination.
9. Mtura haiwekwi kwa menu, menu yake iko kwa
akili.
10. Mtura is not a vector quantity (at kilo moja,
1ounce etc) it is a scalar quanty (inapimwa na
cm,
metres, millimetres

26/12/2015

massive event Hon sen naisula lesuuda peace foundation giving back to the community this festive season,putting a smile on the faces of the less fortunate,disabled and marginalised ,kindly witness this event held at springs of hope anda Maria mfariji children home bring anything for this forgotten children who need help.Thank you Hon Naisula this is the kind of leadership samburu county truly needs,tell a friend to tell a friend.