Rapemo

29/09/2026

Okmana HIV gi STIs
Jomoko oting’o Hawi marach kod kuong’
Be careful ng’at ma inindo godo.

29/09/2026

My learners wanaelewa genetics
Am so proud 🥲

29/09/2026

Eti sasa akili inaniambia eti am driving.
😆😄
Orna uro gimoro anyiew gari.

29/09/2026

29/09/2026

Good morning ☀️
Sharp boy

29/09/2026

Awuoro

28/09/2026

Nothing hurts like trying to help your family financially na huna uwezo
I pray that God opens your financial doors 🙏

28/09/2026

Good morning 🌞 from Xaverian senior school.

27/09/2026

True Story.
A few years ago, just towards the end of the coronavirus pandemic, sports gambling was extremely popular.

Every young man with a smartphone was a gambler. Those who weren’t lucky enough to own one would wait for the newspaper, where they published the odds and betting IDs. They would combine the games and place their bets via SMS.

So, me and my friends were not left out. 😂

One Sunday, we placed the same bet—about 5 games—and we were expecting to win around KSh 19K each.

By around 6:30 PM, four games had already won, and the only remaining match was Napoli vs Fiorentina, which was live.

We were all rooting for Napoli. Just after 20 minutes, Napoli went 1–0 up.

My friend turned to me:

«“Si tuingie hapa [NAME OF CLUB WITHHELD] tukule choma 1kg as we sip bottles of b**r 🍺 juu hii nayo imeingia!”»

And we did exactly that. 😂

Tell me why, in the 85th minute, Fiorentina equalised! Then, just one minute later, they were awarded a penalty. 😭😭

That penalty killed us kabisa.

By then, we were already full of meat and b**r, and the bill had reached about KSh 5,000.

But guess what?

We had nothing. 😂😂

Then it clicked in my mind that kuna afande alikuwa stationed just near where we were enjoying ourselves before we lost the bet.

So I made a phone call to my police friend:

«“Boys bi kae imakwa! Wachiemo to waonge pesa bill, wadhii gone stori mbele.”»

Basically: Boys, come and arrest us. We have eaten and drunk, but we don't have money to pay the bill. We shall talk about the rest later. 😂

Within no minute, he arrived with a colleague.

They arrested us, beat us thoroughly, then put opingo on our hands. 😂😭

And that is how we paid the bill.

Un pok uneno tabu! 😂😂😂

27/09/2026

Jadolo has seen bad things