Tonny Rono

Christian Pulisic's move to AC Milan is complete, per Fabrizio Romano! 🇺🇸🔴⚫️

Most used phrases in 2022

1. Murife don't run
2. Mapema ndio best
3. Kata simu tupo site
4. We uliskia wapi
5. Enda sikia vibaya huko
6. Kwani sisi ni wanawake
7. Hio ni uwongo, hio ni uwongo bwana
8. Hii imeenda
9. Mambo ni mengi masaa ndio machache
10 Zoea hio Sauti

Sometimes mi hupigia KFC simu ili nishtue umaskini kidogo.,
Me:;Mko na kuku
KFC:;Yeah tuko nazo
Me:;Heri nyinyi🤦😔

Kulingana na utafiti wangu
1.Huwezi hesabu nywele zako
2.Huwez ona masikio yako
3.Huwez pumua ulimi ukiwa nje
5.Najua umejaribu number three
6.Umeona inaweza lakini unakaa tu fala
7.Umecheka hadi ukasahau number four😸
8.Najua umerudi kuangalia number four
Shenzi Sana😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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DEM: Niaje beb
BOY: Poa Swiry, nambie
DEM: Aky I need a favour from u pliz
BOY: Which one hun?
DEM: Aki niko tao na nimeona troza kali inauzwa 2k, na imagin nilisahau doh home.☁️🙆☁️
BOY: So nikusaidiaje mrembo?🔩😒
DEM: Nilikua nataka unitumie izo doh nitakurefund nikifika home.😂🤣
BOY: Fare ya kwenda home ni ngapi?😀
DEM: Ni mbao Swiry😋.
BOY: (Kidogokidogo , KL295T6MHEN Confirmed, You have received Ksh.60 from KELVIN THURANIRA , New Mpesa balance is 60.83.
DEM: Ghai! Hii ni ya nini?😀😀
BOY: Hio ni fare, toa 50bob, chukua mbao ukimbilie doh zenye ulisahau home, Mbao urudi tao ubuy troza, alafu hio kumi unaeza buy mtura ama miwa.
DEM: UMBWA HII, Usiwahi nitext😂😂😂...Mchawi wa south korea wewe.. Ooh My! Like seriously? LMAO!!!😅😅
BOY: Kwenda huko, Sura k**a ya mugabe , Nyani wewe! Nilipe rent ama ninunue nguo! POTELEA MBALI! NUGU!
wanaume sikuizi hawataki upuzi ,no weapon formed against our wallet shall prosper!!Amen..
.volume iko sawa huko nyuma?

Tumechanuka......🤣🤣🤣
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*TRUMP HAS SPOKEN AGAIN. JUST THE TRUTH*

"DONALD TRUMP'S SPEECH ON "RISE UP AFRICANS".

*They are good in nothing else but making noise, dancing, marrying many wives, alcoholism, witchcraft, indulging in s*x, pretending in church, jealousy, fighting and complaining of bad leadership; but, yet refuse to take a decisive action and protest to remove the brigands from position of power.*

*Let us all accept the fact that the black man is a symbol of poverty, mental inferiority, laziness and emotional incompetence.To make the matter worse, he can do everything possible to defend his stupidity. Give them money for development and they will fight and create hatred and enmity for themselves. Drill oil wells for them and they will not have peace all the days of their life.*
*See, for instance, what's happening in Nigeria (a Country blessed with abundant resources), Southern Sudan, Malawi, DRC just to mention at few.*
*"This proves to anybody including a stupid fool that Africans do not know what they want. isn't that plausible"?*
*"They are like monkeys looking for already ripping banana all over the world!!!.*

*Therefore that the white man is created to rule the black man, Africans will always have day dreams.*
*And here is the creature (black man) that lacks foresight but only sees what is near him and still fails to know what to do"*
*A black man is stupid to the extent that he cannot plan for his life beyond a year. Therefore how can they develop and live longer.*

*"Corruption in the west (And China) is a big abomination, but in Africa, it's so huge that it is slowly becoming an acceptable way of life!!!.*(Shame, isn't it?)

*They sing and rejoice to their corrupt political leaders.They worship their scandal-ridden religious leaders like their gods. Lest you forget, these so called Africans are praising, dancing and praying for the people that have impoverished them,and who comes to hide their loot here.*

*Then which fool argues that the black man is not born a be