Faradayfaraday

The marathon belongs to Ethiopia! 🇪🇹

Gotytom Gebreslase is the world marathon champion!

She breaks the championship record clocking 2:18:11 to win 🥇 – much to the delight of the roaring crowds in Eugene!

“I love African poetry🤣🤣...
Daudi my husband,
Is it true that when you died -
you left five pregnant women behind?
Please wake up from your grave and
see for yourself....

Two of them are here!
The first one has removed all her clothes.
She says that you promised to buy
her a big plot abroad.

She has reduced our home into a
village circus.
Everyone is laughing at her hairy a**s.

The second one has climbed on the
apex of our avocado tree.

If she won't get part of your wealth,
She has threatened to kill herself...

Wake up from your grave and see for
Yourself my darling.
News has it that the other three
women are coming.

Daudi my husband,
I am waiting for the other three
women to arrive.
If they'll insist that you impregnated them
While you were alive

I will assemble them at the navel of our plot.
I'll then tell our first born son to
show them the doctor's report that says
you were *********.”

Update: US Canabisi Corporation invited my person to go and study different types of leaves of big cigarette. He defeated there the hole day learning leaves and medicine which they make. The corporation has promise to come and train and invest billions like stupid in Kenya if Wajackoya defeats elections.

Freedom of finance is coming.💪

Shake tree 🌲

Mafuta imepanda Tena by 10 bob.
Haroooo

BABA

CHELILIS:
Learning at Chelilis primary school in Bureti sub county in Kericho county suspended today as angry parents stormed the school after the school headteacher locked a 16 year old form one girl from a nearby school in his office yesterday evening.

Suspicious members of the public saw the girl entering the school where the headteacher was alone as other teachers and pupils were still on half term holiday. Curiosity pushed some members of the public to go to school and peeped through a crack at the headteacher's office where they say they saw the two in cloud nine, having the steamy moments on the floor of the office.

They locked the two inside the office from outside and immediately call the area chief who arrived swiftly and call Litein police .
The police arrived and took away the two as members of the public were still arriving after the word went round that the headteacher is quenching his thirst on a minor.

According to litein ocpd Peter Isanda,the suspect,Mr. Omondi is in police custody and will be arraigned in court upon completion of investigation.
Ronald Koech,alias Multany one of the parents condemned the incident. "Tsc didn't gave us a headteacher,they sent us a bull",he said.

JUST FOR GAGS!
Zubeida: Jina lako ni Sakaja?

Sakaja: Is your name Zubeida?

Zubeida: Mimi ndio nauliza maswali

Sakaja: If you ask unnecessary questions I give you unnecessary answers !

Zubeida: Tuambie Tu k**a Jina lako ni Sakaja

Sakaja: Who did you invite?

Zubeida: Sakaja muda wako umeisha..

Kata simu ! Kata simu !😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥😂😂😂

TIFA Report On Public Opinion On August Election:

Raila-Karua ticket scores highest in Nyanza and Nairobi

Ruto-Gachagua ticket scores highest in Central-Rift and Northern Kenya

Wajackoyah-Wamae scores highest in South Rift and Lower-Eastern

President Uhuru Kenyatta builds a 100M library in Kapsisiywo Nandi, in honor of honor of athletic champion Eliud Kipchoge .

CHINESE man arrested in Kitale for assaulting a Kenyan man, who had allegedly impregnated his wife and daughter.

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DEPORTATION OF A GOLD SCAMMER

A notorious gold scammer of Zambian origin who has been operating an international syndicate of fraudsters in Nairobi, has been deported. Bupe Chipando aka Elena, was deported following his arrest by Transnational and Organized Crimes detectives, after he defrauded a Dutch National over Sh170 million in a fake gold deal.

Bupe who was also involved in printing of counterfeit currency was deported at 1145hrs today, following orders issued by the Cabinet Secretary for Interior, Dr Fred Matiang’i.