Life With Lyssa

In case y’all forgot who tf I am.
I been gone for a minute.
I’m coming right back, no worries 😏

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✨ Chapter 32 ✨

Thank you all for loving on me during Alyssapalooza. All of your thoughtful messages, pictures, videos, singing, and gifts are so very appreciated and fed my praise kink 😜

Ended 31 as the President of a Nonprofit Organization, a homeowner, and halfway through my MPH. Let’s see what 32 brings 🥰

📸: Boudie Calls Bo***ir Studio

P.S. New Home Fund is open until the end of the month if you’d like to contribute: https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8R7zFeA0dZ
I’m also taking any gently used household items as well, of course!

Went to check on repairs being done at my house this morning and was incredibly surprised to learn that the seller helped out 😳 She’s 93 and was a long term owner. She said she wasn’t aware of certain standard changes over the years and wanted to make sure everything was good for me 😩🥹

It’s so surreal and starting to sink in that I get to move into my own house for my birthday 🤯😭🥳

I’m not doing a registry, but if you’d like to contribute monetarily as a celebration for this accomplishment or for my birthday, please click the link below. I’m starting completely from scratch and everything is appreciated 🖤

✨ New Home Fund: https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8R7zFeA0dZ

P.S. It’s also Black History Month and Black Homeownership Matters and you should support Black Women… Thank you ☺️😂

🚨 ALYSSAPALOOZA IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR 🚨

I bought myself a house for my birthday instead 🎉

Y’all… I’M A HOMEOWNER 🤯😭

Rather than partying and buying me drinks for my birthday, I would be greatly appreciative if you contributed to my new home fund. I’ll be using it to replace the furniture I gave away during the pandemic, for moving expenses, and all the s**t I never knew I needed because I’ve never owned a home before 😂

I love you all. Thank you for your constant support and for celebrating me! House warming coming soon (maybe while it’s still empty so we can PARTY & worry about fu***ng s**t up 😂)

P.S.
When thinking about making a contribution, please keep in mind:
✨ the amount of hours I’ve had your children
✨ the amount of miles I have flown/drove to celebrate you
✨ the times I have dropped everything or rearranged plans to assist you because a bitch is a ride or die

…Contribute accordingly. Thank you 😘

https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8R7zFeA0dZ

I waited three years for the Dance Fitness Cruise to return and came down with a mysterious illness the day it finally arrived. I was comatose until day six 🫠 All I heard last week was:

“𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓐𝓵𝔂𝓼𝓼𝓪 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮.”

“𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓘 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾!”

“𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷’𝓽 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴!”

Even with my absence, my cup is still full. The DFC is my favorite way to start the year. I missed my people. A part of me feels complete that I didn’t even realize had a void. I’ll share more soon but here is a picture that makes it look like I wasn’t dying cause you know, Social media is a highlight reel 🙃

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May you forever look in the mirror and love what you see.

I hope you always honor your passion. When you love something, EVERYONE knows about it (ex. Have you heard about her tap shoes?!). You make everything so fun and are incredibly expressive. Your faces, reactions, and body language kill me 😂

I hope you always admire your willpower & determination. Came out 2lbs wet and said “what I’m not fittin to do is have all these tubes in me” and you pulled them out every damn minute 😂 You never give up & damn sure aren’t intimidated by anyone or anything… confrontations are NOT a problem over here 😅😮‍💨

You are beautiful, intelligent, charismatic, and just all around fu***ng amazing. I won’t ever let you forget it.

xoxo 💋