R.L.academy school salempur

10/01/2016

college mei school ki yaad aayi.
javani mei bachapan ki yaad aayi.
kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi.
Zindagi ko karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi.!

01/01/2016

Happy New Year to all students.

09/12/2015

टीचर=1औरत 1घंटे मे 50 रोटी बनाती है तो 3 औरते 1घंटे मे कितनी रोटी बनायेगी?

बच्चा=एक भी नही, क्योंकि अकेली है इसलिए काम कर रही है
तीनो मिलकर सिर्फ पंचायत करेंगी!

~टीचर बेहोश������

15/10/2015

Teacher To Boy:

Nalayak

Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath Itni

Baate Kyu Karta Hai?

Boy:

Sir Mai Garib Hu.!

Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi Hai......

28/09/2015

Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya.Doctor: Ye kaise Hua?Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel ThokRaha Tha.Mujhe 1 Admi Bola -Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar.......

26/01/2015

24/01/2015

happy Sarswati Puja guyss....

08/01/2015

19/12/2014

Teacher To Boy:NalayakClass Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath ItniBaate Kyu Karta Hai?..Boy:Sir Mai Garib Hu.!Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi Hai.......

23/10/2014

May the Divine light of diwali spread
happiness,peace n prosperity 2 U nd
ur family!
May d lights of dis auspicious festival fill
ur life with the enternal glow

06/10/2014

Ek Kanjoos Ke Ghar Mehmaan
Aaye Hue The..
Kanjoos: Thanda Pioge Ya
Garam...!! ??
Mehmaan : Thanda...!!!
Kanjoos : Juice Ya Coldrink...!! ??
Mehmaan : Coldrink...!!
Kanjoos : Bottle Mein Pioge Ya
Glass Mein...!! ??
Mehmaan: Glass Mein...!!!
Kanjoos : Simple glass Mein Ya
Design Wala...!! ??
Mehmaan: Design Wala...!!!
Kanjoos: Lines Wala Ya
Flowers Wala...!! ??
Mehmaan: Flowers Wala...!!!
Kanjoos : Gulaab Wala Ya Chameli
Wala...!! ??
Mehmaan : Chameli Wala...!!
Kanjoos : Sorry Yaar Hamare Ghar
Mein Aisa Glass Nahi Hai....!