Cool Guys Nd Hot Girls

It was The dark Night and The Storm had made her makeup run, the wind Messed He Hairs and Dust Got Collected Over Her shoes, soaked her dress.
SHe knelt next to his Grave with the ringbox in one hand, knowing this was exactly the kind of girl he always
wanted to marry.She Dig His Grave and Take Out His bady and then finally she Proposed Him In The Graveyard His Death anniversary :')

Speechless, He was very happy to see His family again. He only wish He could have told them He wasn’t dead, before they closed the coffin lid and lowered Him into the ground

Me: Dettol use na karo jaanu

He: Why?

Me: Kya pata 99.9% mein aap bhi ho

*Instant Blocked*

If You Are Still Searching
For The One Person
Who Can Change Ur Life....
Then
Just Look In The Mirror

If You Are In Trouble
No One Is Their To
Help You
Then
Just Give Urself A Chance
Nd Then U ll Realize
.....
U R The Only Saviour Of Ur Lyf...

WHAT WE LEARNED DURING LECTURES!
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how to yawn widout opening mouth ""
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how to sleep wid eyes open ""
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how to believe dat dis lecture will end soon ""
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how to control our anger ""
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how to text widout lukng at the cellphone
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how to eat chips without moving mouth ""
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how to pretend that we are undrstanding each and every word of teachers
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We are Experts

Pyaar nhi tha to boldetee...
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ki kya zaroorat thi...

Kajal hit my eyes so beautifuly that no one notices i cried the whole night

Everyone asked to do yoga on world yoga day?

Btw, 21st August is International S*x Day. Are you listening Narendra Modi? ;_;

I Remember when I first made money 15k by my Job, I gave it to my parents.

It was very emotional, they cried. "Why can't you make 25k, Bastard?"

lines by a lost frnd :
"I had never gone away from you, its just that other people came closer to you
and you couldn't see me in that crowd.... !!!

It Is Hard To Be A Woman, You Must Think Like A Man, Act Like A Lady, Look Like A Young Girl and Work Like A Horse.

*If Mahabharat had happened in our time*

Dhritarashtra- Sanjay yuddh mein kya chal rha hai ?

Sanjay- buffering Maharaj Buffering