Dudes

Frndz aap log apne frndz ko invite kro aap ka page like krne...

Waiter: Your Bill Sir !
Santa : Take My Card...
Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi
ka card hai !
Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me
Likha Hai ?
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”

10 saal ka ladka:" 1 kingfisher Beer
dena..


Dukandar:" Is umar me
Beer peene lage.. ?? .




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Boy:" Nahi re,
Ye chhote bhai k liye hai..

Mere liye 1 Royal Stag ka Quater de...
Boy Rocks.
Dukandaar Shock!

India me Insaan sab se jyada
khush kab hota hai ?



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jab railway fatak band ho rha ho

aur

usse pehle
wo apni gadi nikal le ...

Kasam se yar Olympic
race jitne wali
feelings hoti hai :

agree ?? = Hit like

Pdhai sirf 2 wajah se hoti h...
1 shauq se
or dusre drr se
faltu shauq hm palte nhi or drte to kisi k
baap se b nhi....

Besharmiyan,,
barbadiyaan..
Hai ishq ki,,,shaitaaniyan...
Ye fitoor jo.. sir pe sawar ho...
jeena bhi phir Dushwaar ho..
Iss rog ko kuch sujhe na...
koi farq ise bujhe na....
Ye hararatein,,, utare nahi....
Hai sarphiri.. ye AshiqUi....
Maddmast bhi....Ye AsHiQui..
Kambhakht bhi.. ye AshIqUi...
Jo ye sang chale... Sang challe...
jo ye rang chadhe... Rang Chadee....
kya fikar koi kya kahe...
kiski majaal... koi rokle...
kiski majaal.. koi tok le...
ishq k junoon ruke nahi...
Hai baanwri....... Ye aShiQui....
Gustaakh si......ye AshIQui...
bekhauff si........ Ye ashiqui...
YE ISHQ NAHI ASAAN
BAS ITNA SAMJH LIJIYE...
Ek aag KA DaRIya hai..
or doob k jaana HAI...

Suno na sange marr marr ki yeh minare..
kch b nhi h aage tmhare...
aaj is dil pe mere..
raj tmhara..
taj tmhara...

nice lines were sung by arijit singh in Youngistaan.

Me 1 frd hu ya 1 ehsas hu
me 1 j**m hu ya rooh ki pyas hu
k sch ki talash h
dur aakash h
mnzl pas nhi kya tu mere pas h.......!