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A SMALL STORY BY MY IIM AHMEDABAD FRIEND ::
I never quite figured out why the s*xual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it,I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enoughfor me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying,'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis braceletwhen she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'She was almost nearing s*xual satisfaction from all of the excitement.Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enoughfor me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having s*x tonight either....but at least the bitch knows I'm smarter than her....:P :D

Is it ?

Such is his Condition these days, whenever anyone calls him Vijay Mallya - he hears Vijay Maal-Laya?

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Deloitte Consulting India Pvt. Ltd. - Internship opportunity ...
MBA / PGDBM 1st year students are eligible to apply.

Intern at Deloitte Intern jobs in Hyderabad currently available at Deloitte. Additional Hyderabad Management Consulting jobs also available at Deloitte.

There's something more than fighting Corruption: Read out Mr Alok Kejriwals post on what needs to be seen more than corruption :
Am sure you guys will like this:

http://therodinhoods.com/forum/topics/from-one-kejriwal-to-another-kejriwal

From one Kejriwal to another Kejriwal. My dear Sir Arvind Kejriwal, Hope you are doing well. My name is Alok Kejriwal, and I am a humble digital entrepreneur based out of Mumb…

Internals are arranged from 30th August - 1st September for the 2nd years. The time-table will be mailed soon.

Zero of the Day: Have you heard of a company having a quarterly loss higher than its market cap?

Vijay Mallaya's Kingfisher Airlines just posted a Q1 loss of Rs 650.8 cr and KFA's market-cap is less than Rs 600 cr.

http://bit.ly/S9jn2Z

Fill in the blanks: KFA seems to be well and truly _____