Jireh

Jireh I‘m Eric Mennie a Life skills coach in the training fraternity and new skills discovery. With int

08/06/2025
Let us balance our sheet of life!
24/09/2020

Let us balance our sheet of life!

23/09/2020

I've always wondered if chickens communicated using foul language. Maybe only when they're egg cited.

An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected.

I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate.

Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.

I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.

My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met. I’m not buying it.

Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow has only 16. The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.

I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self. Thanks

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Linguaskill Proficiency.
04/09/2020

Linguaskill Proficiency.

To all my extended loved ones from Kerala to all over the world!
31/08/2020

To all my extended loved ones from Kerala to all over the world!

Here is your map, begin your journey!
27/08/2020

Here is your map, begin your journey!

11/08/2020

Tolerance is an art if you tolerate the tolerant, R U?

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07/08/2020

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06/08/2020

Here's something I wanna share with you guys.

Yesterday, I went to the supermarket with the prudence dictated by the new normal. Mask, gel and safety distance.

I then started to get the things that were on my short list, and when I was lining up to pay, between taking the money and storing the phone, the 500 INR bill I had to pay fell on the floor, and the man who was in front of me finishing paying his purchases slowly bent down and picked up my note.

Woww, How much education and kindness in these pandemic times - I thought. I held out my hand, waiting for him to give me back my money, trying to stay away, so that he would feel safe, while preparing to thank him for the gesture.

But suddenly, what he told me was shocking - What's on the floor belongs to whoever finds it! - and just like that, he left ... naturally, as if he hadn't done anything wrong.

I looked at the lady behind me and the people next to me and they all looked at me in shock and disbelief, whispering things between them.

For a moment there, I was trying to evaluate myself. I wanted to do justice on my own ... I left my purchases, because I had no way to pay (I do not even own a credit card), and went after him to the parking lot, to have my 500.00 returned.

However, I realized that the people closest to the line came after me, curious to know what was going to happen ...

I spoke to him demanding my money but he just looked at me with contempt and acted like I was invisible.

When he got to the car, he slowly put his two shopping bags on the floor to take the key out of his pocket and open the trunk, and I thought - It's now or never!

I took the two bags and told him the same thing he had said to me - What is on the floor belongs to those who find it! - and I started running towards the exit, between fright and laughter, proud of my revenge.

The spectators started to applaud and I saw that the “smart guy” had been irritated after all, as he left the parking lot dropping security cones in his path.

I swear I felt a rush of adrenaline, fright and nervousness, but then I cried with laughter.

When I got home I opened the bags and found:
- 2 kg shrimp
- 1 kg of salmon
- ham, cheese and yogurt of two flavors
- whole grain bread
- 1 bottle of white wine
- 2 bottles of red wine
- 2 jars of strawberry jam
- 2 kg of very good quality salami
- 1 jar of mayonnaise

I had never made so many purchases with only 500.00 INR

And now here I am ... Having a glass of wine, eating and thinking as I write - am I a vigilante or a vindictive person?

HAVE YOU READ THIS UNTIL HERE?
This obviously did not happen to me. It's just a campaign to promote reading!

Reading stimulates the mind and imagination, makes us travel to other places and even helps communication.

If you want to copy and paste and produce a smile from your friends.

Please go ahead, stimulate someone else's mind. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reading an entire article also prevents you from becoming a victim of click bait and fake news. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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05/08/2020

The art of selling. He nailed it!

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04/08/2020

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