Kendriya Vidyalaya NO2 Kanchrapara

KVS Foundation Day

Happy KVS Foundation Day

Warm and heartfelt wishes this Diwali

Interviewer - so what's your email ID?
Me - sir, [email protected]
Interviewer - and password?
Me - 12345678
Interviewer - You shared such a confidential information so easily for the job. How can we trust that you will not share any confidential information of the company for some better offers?
Me - Sir, I might have shared my password with you but I don't think you can still login to my email account. Let's look for the possibilities. My password can be
12345678
Or
Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight
Or
1twothreefourfivesixseveneight
1twothreefourfivesixseven8….. so on
Or
2444666668888888 (one 2, three 4….)
13355557777778 (1, two 3, four 5……, 8)….. so on
Or
Combination of all of these…
By the way, did I mention use of capitals?
Interviewer: 🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌 Selected.

“I keep going back to this question because it works for me: If I were a billionaire and didn’t have to worry about money, what would I do on a daily basis? I then try to incorporate my answer into my current life, where I’m not even remotely close to a billionaire.”

“Don’t put your trust in other people’s hands.
Trust me,
they’ll drop it.”

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How Many Of You Can Remember This :-)

A story worth reading & sharing...
One day a school teacher wrote on the board the following:
9×1=7
9×2=18
9×3=27
9×4=36
9×5=45
9×6=54
9×7=63
9×8=72
9×9=81
9×10=90
When she was done, she looked to the students and they were all laughing at her, because of the first equation which was wrong, and then the teacher said the following;
I wrote that first one wrong on purpose, because I wanted you to learn something important.
This was for you to know how the world out there will treat you. You can see that I wrote RIGHT 9 times, but none of You congratulated me for it, But you all laughed and criticized me because of one wrong thing I did. So this is the lesson:
The world will never appreciate the good u do a milliontimes, but will criticize the one wrong thing you do...

This is Student Life👌
Definition's Altered..
1- SPEED :
Getting ready in 5 minutes😁😁
2- SHARING :
Whole class copying one assignment
but in totally different way😉😉
3- PRESENTATI ON SKILLS :
Can present one answer in 5 different
ways for 5 different questions 😝😝
4- EDITING :
Your report contains at least 5 pages
less than the person from whom
you copied😂😂
5- MULTI TASKING:
Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf,
gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming,
making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.😜😜
6- ART :
Beautiful art on the last page of note book. 😋😋
7- SENSE OF HUMOR :
Provide best unintentional humor to
teachers during Viva😂😂
8- CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!😁😁
9- VOICE MODULATION :
Attendance in 5 different voices.😂😂
10- STAMINA :
Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour😁😁
11- PERIPHERAL VISION:
Staring at your crush, no matter where
so ever he/she sits😍😍
12- HUMANITY :
Failing and keeping the consistency of
giving others a chance to top!😉😉
13- TALENT :
Make whole class laugh no matter how
tense...😁😁
Pr0UD TO BE SUCH STUDENT✌
Don't Read Alone, Pass it on !!

“People constantly expect you to be happy all the time but its okay not be happy. Its okay to have bad days. Nobody’s happy all the time.”
—My biology teacher

Teaching is a very noble profession that shapes the character, caliber, and future of an individual. If the people remember me as a good teacher, that will be the biggest honour for me.
— APJ Abdul Kalam, former Indian President.