Govt. High school, shankar (boys)

India is nation and & dadar is
station,
Do not fall in love, First complete
your Education..!!

TEACHER: What is the
chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking
about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

Teacher: Gandhi Jayanti k
baray mein kya jantey ho? Stdnt: Gandhi solid aadmi tha,
par maa kasam apun ko ye
nahi malum k ye Jayanti kaun
thi.

Sir to Student:
“What is the full form of
MATHS?” student thinks hard & answers, “Mentaly Affected Teachers
Harming students” !

Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho
gya tha
Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota
he
Pappu- Sir ap rozana to murga bnate ho

A girl comes late to class Teacher: Why ru late? Girl: 1 boy was following me. Teacher: so what? Girl: d boy was walking very
slowly!

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Vinod: I want 2b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2b a good
mother.
Gill: I want 2 help Deepa

Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na
ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.. Student: Sania ka baccha na
india ka na pakistan ka!

Father to his son- How was the
paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut
gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd
6th paper ki pichli taraf tha
meine dekha nahi. Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd
ques? Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua
hai!

Studnt ke dilo ki awaz:
Zindgi ka rukh mod dnge,
Sari bandise tod dnge
Ye Semester….. Jese-tese nikl jaye,
Next Semester me to pakka
record tod denge!

Ishq ke school me naya mahoul
taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho
gaya,
Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho
gaya!

sadness of a student
Bada mushkil hai School ki
Teacher se pyar karna


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