Software Engineer

J***y j***y..
Yes papa!
*ENGINEERING* profession
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly Income..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!

Weekly off!
Ha Ha Ha😄😄😄

Its really heart touching poem☝plz share other *ENGINEER'S* group.

*_Technological Innocence (Intolerance..😂)_*

*A girl posted a question in a WhatsApp group:*
_"Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit?"_

*Another Girl in the group replied:*
_"Yes....but be careful as it will also become Windows-14."_

*_ALL boys left group._*
😝

Language Inventor Year

Algol international Group 1960
Bcpl Martin Richards 1967
B Ken Thomson 1970
Traditonal C Dennis Ritchie 1972
K & R C Kerrighan & Ritchie 1978
Ansi C ANSII Commity 1989
Ansii/Iso Iso Commity 1990
C99 Standardization Commity 1999
C++ Bjarne Strauss 1980
Oak james Gosling 1989

Html Barner's Lee 1991
javaScript Netscape 1995
Jquery John Resign 2006
Sql Dr. G.M Codd 1987

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