Lord Jesus Public School

Merry christmas everyone !!
Have a gala time and happy new year ahead :)

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Hope you are enjoying your vacations !!
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A Friend Is Better Than GF/BF Coz
U Can Clean Ur Nose In Front Of
them ;-)
U Can Notice Other Boys/Girls
Passing :-D
U Can Use Ur Hands 2 Eat
Instead Of Fork B-)
U Can Sip Last Drop Of Ur Coffee
By Making Noise With Straw :-
P
U Dnt Always Have 2 Look Gud
& Hide Ur Msgs 4m 'Em ;-)
U CAN B URSELF Without BotheringWhat That Idiot Wil
Think Abt U
Coz U Know That they aLl
Always B With U So
Enjoy Being Single :)

Tortoise n rabbit wrote entrance exam,

Tortoise got 80%
Rabbit 81%.

Both went 4admission in an engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%...

Rabit didn't get but
Tortoise got admission.
How?

U remember wen v wer in 1st std tortoise won a race...
Sports quota 5% marks extra...:D

KILLLER ENGLISH

class teacher once said :

"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who??? paper or student???)

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Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to :placeAmerica ..."
(hmmm...interesting)

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..."
(Topsyturvy)

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Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen
down.....
(Grrr....this person needs Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training)

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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to
switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said

"why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
(New Discovery)

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Teacher in a furious mood...

Write down your name and father of your name!!
(Excuse me...)

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"Shhh... quiet.... the principal is revolving around college"
(Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???)

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
(Child marriages are banned... :D)

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"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased
the board
(What an illustration...I like this professor)

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"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
(Well, you can proceed, would u like to leave a note behind as well...)

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
(That will be better....)

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
(No Comments...chemical locha!!!)

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Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)

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"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
(Because we want to check similarities :-) )

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code...

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
(In terms of 1's n 0's)

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
(2 minz of silence)







HAPPY WEEKEND..!!