S.J.A Tips

SAD NEWS
We've just learned about the sad demise of one of our greatest and senior most teacher's Mr. H.C. Maurya.
Our hearts and prayers are with his family.
May the good soul rest in peace.
Thankyou sir, for your service to the school.

Announcement-
School to remain closed tomorrow. The exam scheduled for tomorrow will now take place on the 16th.
Contact the school authorities for any more information.

Back to what this page was meant for.

And guys you can even send me Tips you want me to post.
The method is the same; the LINK below and also in the about column or via inbox.

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NO MORE confessions on this page, actually this page was never a confessions page, we just started the confessions thing because its kinda good to follow the latest trends, but since now every x, y and z school has a confessions page, its not that cool anymore.
And since there are already many other random sja confession pages running so I dont really think there's a need for us to post any more confessions.
BUT BUT, if you have something good or some information or a memory or something about Sja you want to share with other Josephites, you can still inbox us or send it to us via the LINK in the about column of the page. I will post it as a or whatever you like.
Thankyou.

And so SJA once again proves its mettle in board examinations.
My hearty congratulations to the girl from our school, Bhuvanya Vijay, who topped ISC this year with a MINDBLOWING 99%. :)
God bless her, for making our school and all of us proud.
And congratulations to all the other students who did good.
God bless St. Joseph's Academy.

I know this is a pretty re****ed idea but I think, atleast once in a year there should be school for passed out people, when one can wear the school uniform and attend school just like the old times, a proper school day, morning assembly, all the 8 periods, break, short break everything.
Just to relive all those wonderful school moments you know. It would be fun.
Well maybe. :/

Confession #195-
Best dialogues of teachers in SJA:

Khanna ma'am- how dare you!
G.S.Arora sir- I'll squeeze you out of that window..
Sumit gupta sir(aka chakki)- Are we clear!
Rajeev Bhatia sir(aka Thus)- Is I'm clear..
Katpaliya sir(aka kattu)- beta didi ke saath book share kar rahe ho..
Lata Jain ma'am- Child...I'll slap you..
Kaushal raj sir- give me the redest ink pen
Abha Khanna ma'am(aka baba)- Nalayak! / bitiya pankha to band kar de zara..tabiyat theek nahi hai...

Confession #194-
guys sja cannot have two branches. lets do something about it.
leta revolt.
call and email the authorities anonymously.
I cant see all this happening to my sja !:(
lets help.

Confession #193-

Vaishali Upadhyay....(2012-2013)

I know 1 thing that whn I first met you in class Elevnth... And tried to strike a conversation... You gave me a wierd look... And after that I didn't have the courage to talk to you at all after that...

Well... All I want to say is that I want to be friends with you just friends... Good friends... Nothing more nothing less... But somehow I feel... It ain't possible... Coz I don't even have the courage to say all this to you face to face...

But thats ok...

I wish you all the very best in your future life... And... I hope... Someday... I can be a friend of yours :)

Sm1 please tag her... A humble request to whosoever reads this...

Confession #192-
I know m wrong....I have been in a relationship of three years ....nd...I somewhat flirted wid a boy ......nd it ws harmless flirt...but kind of turned serious....should I tell ke boyfriend keeping in consideration that he is suicidal nd may break down ...

Confession #191-
Amal Kumar of batch 2008-09, you were simply awesome. I always adored you and I still do. Wish you had passed out few years later.

Confession #190-

Mr pratyush dingh do you really think im jealous of your prezzent gf miss dob..watever is her name.i knoe im millions times better. And of course there is no comparsion . im hundred times better
PS im happy for you because you can deserve only her
Wish that girl had brains.!
But at the end of the day brainless will get a brainless
Made for each othrr
At last im not jealous you ass remember

This.

Confession #188-
I am an ex josephite and I fail to understand why some of my wise friends share this crap about SJA being the best school(most of those wise people are those who were kicked out from the school even before highschool) . SJA is an avg school with just good infrastructure, bad teachers who are partial and below average students ( most of our alumni base is in Merchant Navy). The school should be thankful that I am criticizing it in such kind words. :)