I wAs BoRn InTeLlIgEnT bT eDuCaTiOn RuInEd Me

Exactly. This is what happens!
-VJ

Cheating on a girl is deeper than
people realize. It
destroys her outlook on love, her
future relationships,
and her peace within herself...

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Wat really sucks about falling for a guy u knw u r nt rite fr?!! You fall n e way 'cz u think he might turn out to b different

GARMI SONG..

Suno Gaur Se"PEPSI"Walo
Buri Nzar Na"COKE"Pe Dalo
Chahe Jitna"DEW"Pila Lo
Sabse Aage Hoga"NIMBU-PANI"
Hamne Piya He
Tum B Piyo.

She came to u asking your
attention, u said u were busy...
She called u in the middle of the
night, u said u wanna sleep... She
fought with u for no reason just
to spend some time talking to the
one she needs the most, u say she
is impossible...! YES shes
bad..demanding...
possessive...jealous...weak..emotional....n
yes she throws alot of tantrums
right?
but remember once upon a time
when u were alone,u looked at
the moon and said ."I'll give
everything for someone who
disturbs me all the time, i'll never
leave her alone, i'll never let her
cry... "
U broke her heart n the strange
part is..she still loves u...

School:" A place where papa pays &
son plays :D



Life insurance:"
A contract that keeps you poor all
your life so that
you can die rich ;-))


Marriage:" its an agreement in
which a man looses his bachelors
degree and a women gains her
masters ;-))


Dictionary:" A place where success
comes before work :))


Smile:" A curve dat can set a lot of
thngs straight :))

Doctor:" A person who kills ur ills
by
pills, n kills U by bills... :p :O :D

Cutest proposal..

Boy:" I have a big
question and I
am hoping you can give me the
answer...


Girl:" What is it.. ??

Boy:" You see most part of our
body has a pair right.. ??


Without each one our body is
unbalanced!!
Ex:" hands, eyes, ears, legs,
lungs,kidney etc...


Girl:" so....whats the question.. ??


Boy:" the question is.. Can I have
your heart to pair with
my heart ??
Because without you my life is
unbalanced... ♥
I Love You...♥

HONEY SINGH KA EXAM VERSION... :D
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se Majboor...
Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor...... haa
Answer Ye Sachi aaj usko batau...
Mujhe samajh ni aata kaise teacher ko patau...
Bas pass hone k liye mein ye answer likta
jaoon...
Din raat hi mein ye book rttejaoon...
Book aur guide mein dekhu vari vari...
ji krda book fad du mein sari...

Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se
bahut pyaar karte the..




Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gaya...



Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali
aari ko ladki ke gardan
(neck) pe rakh diya..

Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi,
achanak light chali
gayi...


Pass mai khadha woh ladka
chillaya..Bhara t sarkar Zindabad..


Moral:"Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar
to saath hai Bharat
Sarkar...:p :O :D :D

Crying on seeing a Question Paper is common...















But making all your teachers cry seeing your Ans paper is legendary..!!!

Commerce professor asks the
student:

what is the most important
source
of finance for starting business?

Student:





"Father in law"...:P:P