REI Intermediate College Dayalbagh Agra

15/12/2016

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16/09/2014

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02/08/2013

Finally,....I told my parents that I
want a Blackberry or An Apple
My Mother said:......
“Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle
admin :'¥~~^
woh kha” :( :/

25/07/2013

In1980, IDBI bank rejectd loan of AMBANI..
In 2012 Mukesh Ambani was planing 2 buy
IDBI..
This shows nothing is imposible.
Yesterday SBI Rejected my loan..
na na maaf karne ka to sawal hi nahi
hota... :p ;)
admin ... '~«»

22/07/2013

Shadi ki 1st nyt
Dulha:"Hmesha Puja karna,
Vrat rkhna,
daan dena
Sabse pyar se bolna!
Dulhan pareshan ho k bahar gyi,
aur boli:"-
Sab andar aa jao,
SATSANG ho raha hai..hahahahahaaaa thoko like,......

04/07/2013

Two girlzz were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).
girl 1-
Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.
girl 2:
Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi
bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
The joke doesn't end here either:O
Phir waha ek ladka aata hai.
Boy:
Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.
both girlzz:
Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara doge.
Boy:
Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.
both girl:Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
both girlzz:
Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.:DD
The joke still doesn't end.
Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se
chala jata hai.
girl 1:
Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left
hand se bhi hara diya usne.
girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ):
Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
girl1: Kaise?
girl 2: Saala lefty hi hoga kamina .....

04/07/2013

Life of an Engineering student-
Ist year- Itni ragging, ye formals aur 75%
attendance! Is college se acha toh koi aur college
he mil jata!
IInd year- Na koi gf hai, na koi aur aish. 4 saal ki
engineering 2 saal ki kar deni chahiye. Kya ghanta
college life hai yar.
IIIrd year- Arey yar acha package bhi nahi milega.
CAT ya GATE he dena pagega. I hate my college.
IVth year- Itni jaldi 4 saal nikal g*e. Ab in dosto ke
bina kahan mazaa aaega! College life se jyaada
aish aur kahan hogi yar.
P.S- Dedicated to all those who have gone through
the ups and down of engineering life. Hope you can
relate to it.

03/07/2013

3 KAALE Dost Ek Saath Jaa
Rahe
The..
Raaste Me Ek PARI Milti
Hai, . Pari:" Ek-Ek Wish Batao
Main Poori Karugi.."
1st:" Mujhe GORA Aur
Khubsurat Kardo.." Pari Ne Kar Diya.. 2nd:" Mujhe Bhi Aisa Kar
Do.."
Pari Ne Kar Diya.. . .
3rd Zor Zor Se Hasne Laga Aur
Phir Bola... "Inko Wapas Pehle Jaisa
Kardo.. .
Moral:" Har Ek Friend
Kamina
Hota Hai..
Admin ps..

16/06/2013

hi frnds gd eve
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30/01/2013

卐:♥::♥Om Namaha Shivaya ♥::♥ॐΨ::
卐:♥::♥Om Namaha Shivaya ♥::♥ॐΨ::
卐:♥::♥Om Namaha Shivaya ♥::♥ॐΨ::
卐:♥::♥Om Namaha Shivaya ♥::♥ॐΨ::
卐:♥::♥Om Namaha Shivaya ♥::♥ॐΨ::
卐:♥::♥Om Namaha Shivaya ♥::♥ॐΨ::
卐:♥::♥Om Namaha Shivaya ♥::♥ॐΨ::
卐:♥::♥Om Namaha Shivaya ♥::♥ॐΨ

30/01/2013

Every Morning Is A
Symbol Of Rebirth Of Our Life.
So Forget All Yesterdays Bad Moments.
And Make Today Beautiful

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