Socrates - Philosopher

It amuses me that artwork doesn't even depict me correctly. When my hair had color, it was blonde, not red. But, I guess that's bound to happen when you're born into a period before cameras.

If you're wondering why I haven't posted in so long, well it's because these two young men took me inside of a blue box to a 'history recital'. They kept referring to me as 'sew-crates'. I wasn't even aware that I was able to sew those, but I'm happy with the compliment.

I got a job at a local food server named 'McDonalds', but I was fired shortly after for making the employees, manager, and customers 'feel stupid'. Sorry if I couldn't find any philosophies of yours that I agreed with.

AH! I have figured out what this 'tell-a-vision' is! It's a fantastic shelf.

One of my students, Plato, gave my what he called the 'tell-a-vision'. I don't get it. What do I tell it?

Oh dear. I purchased what somebody referred to as a 'refrigerator' today. What is this? It's huge! And why does it re-frigerate? What can I get that frigerates the first time?

I went to a market that somebody put inside a building, and entitled it 'Walmart'. I must admit, it was... interesting. Disturbing beyond all belief, but interesting nonetheless.

Somebody pointed me to this 'Facebook' thing recently. I must say, I'm rather disturbed by the things people put on this 'site'.