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A smart lady

A woman in Yola Adamawa State took her husband's Phone and checked his Facebook activities; she saw romantic chats with women. She sat down and thought of a way to separate him from the women. She came up with a beautiful idea, without even the husband's knowledge. She came up with the following methods

1- She copied all his chats with one of the women.

2- She opened a new Facebook account with a Male name.

3- She sent a friend request to the husband, he accepted the request.

4 - She introduced herself to him. She said "I'm Abu Dar'daee by name, a Member of BOKO HARAM. I saw all your chats with my wife. I want to warn you to stay away from her if you really want to remain alive. To clear any element of doubt, I have all the chats with me and here they are, you can see.

5- So, if you don't stop chatting with my wife, I'll slaughter you like Ram.
6- I know you. I know your name is Jamilu, your father's name is Mohammed, your mother's name Khadija, you have 3 children. Al'ameen, Zahara and Yusuf. Abdulrahman is your best friend and Usman is your neighbor. You are a Lecturer working at FCE. You also go to work 9:30am with your friend Usman, you follow Jambutu street and you spend time together. I'm warning you if you dare call, text or chat with my wife again, I will slaughter you like a Ram as I said earlier".

The wife was close to him while he read the message. As he was reading it, he kept sniffing and repeating Innalillahi WA innaillaihirraji'un. She asked him what happened, he said nothing. He immediately deleted his Facebook and Whatsapp apps and every other social media app.

The following morning, he went and sold the phone in the market and bought an ordinary Nokia. He told his wife to always wake him when ever it's time for prayers.

The woman said since that day, her husband has been observing prayers regularly and spending more time with the family.

Isn't that better than settling the matter with a knife?

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

I can't wait to get married
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So that my wife will wear a sexy mini skirt on a Saturday to seduce me
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When she is washing my cloths she will be like "honey help me with hanger"
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Then I will come out to give her the hanger and I will smile and say "OMG you look good"
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After that I and her will enter the kitchen and she will start frying chicken
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While she is frying the chicken then i will hold her from back....
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And she will be like "oh Baby wait let me finish frying this chicken first"
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And she will be like "Are you not hungry?"
I will smile😁😁😁
And look into her eyes And say "baby U are more important than this Food"
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And I will be like "Thank God For giving me a wonderful woman like you" 😊😊����������😊
After that...
I will carry her And we enter Bedroom
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And...........And..............And.........
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The food will burn and the house will catch fire
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then we run out naked
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with boxers and pants in our
hands.
😂 😂 😂
Then we build another house and continue our thing😋😋💯🙏👑

I took time and watch Afcon final between Nigeria 🇳🇬 and Ivory Coast 🇨🇮💔 Damn Nigeria 🇳🇬 lost again 2:1 😂😂

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David was having s3x with his landlord’s daughter and all of a sudden, the lady d!ed

Initially, David didn’t know bella was de.ad, he thought she was silently enjoying the interc.0urse

“Bella, you’re so sweet, I love the way you keep quiet, your daddy and other tenants won’t know we’re enjoying ourself” David whispered to her ear as he was still passionately thrusting in and out but Bella didn’t respond

“Hope your dad is not at home?, I really don’t want him and other tenants to know” he continued

“Bella,Bella, Bella, you’re not saying anything”David said silently but bella neither move nor breadth.

“Ehn, what’s going on” he quickly pull out his gênítal and held her shoulders with his hand

“Could this be prank?, bella what’s going on? stand up jhor, this kind of prank is expensive oo” he kept tapping her but she never responded

“Yeeeee” David swiftly placed his ear on her chest and he realized she wasn’t breathing anymore

“ahhhhhhhhh” he wailed silently with his mind widely agape in shock, his heart began to beat fast and heavily

“Bella please wake up, please say something” he knelt down pleading Bella to wake up but nothing changed

He went to his fridge, he took a cup of water and splashed it in her face, he pressed her chest gently and did mouth to mouth respiration but she never woke up.

“God please help me, ahhhh landlord’s daughter” his eyes got wide and he held his head in regret

“ah no no no, it shouldn’t be what I’m thinking, Bella please wake up, enough of this joke, tell me it’s a joke, pleeeease have mercy on me, I swear to God, I won’t touch you again in my life, okay I will give you money, ahhhh” he pleaded and he began to shed tears furiously

“Godddd, if you do this for me, I will never forn’icate again in my life, Goddddd I beg you, please forgive me” he kept weeping and deeply asking for forgiveness while on his kneels

“What can I do ?” He began to think

He quickly opened his door to check outside, but no one seems to be around

I have rescued myself 😂😂

I was in the toilet so my friend sent me a # # # 🍆🍑 then l played the video ,there was no sound . I increased the volume to the highest but still no sound.So anyway l watched it for six minutes until l remember that my was connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the living room 😅😅.My family and our guest are waiting for me to come out .

Now, i'm still in the toilet for the past 5 days 🙄🙄

Omooo I nearly jumped into conclusion😅😅