The diary of Wilhelm McDuck

The diary of Wilhelm McDuck Quack quack! My name is Wilhelm McDuck. I came to live in England in late 2019. I hope you enjoy my quacky tales and tips!

I live with mummy and daddy human, some big brother humans and a big sister human plus two big fluffy manimals.

Hi evwybody! I haven't posted anything for aaaaages but I have been weally weally busy! Well...I have been away wiv my h...
24/08/2024

Hi evwybody! I haven't posted anything for aaaaages but I have been weally weally busy! Well...I have been away wiv my human mummy and daddy, and one of their mummies and daddies this weekend...you wouldn't belieeeve how big a pond we've seen today...it was huuuuge! Here are some pics of my twip so far! 🐥🐥🐥p.s. don't you fink my spelling is sooooo much better now!!!!!

Awww hewwo peoples!!! I am having a sweep over wiv my gwandma tonight and I was showing her wots and wots ov pickys ov m...
07/11/2022

Awww hewwo peoples!!! I am having a sweep over wiv my gwandma tonight and I was showing her wots and wots ov pickys ov my howidays wiv the humans when I wemembered that I hadn't shown them to all ov you!!! I will post them vewy soon! I have been soooo sweepy since I came back home and have spent most ov my time wapped up in a wittwe cosy qwuilt that says it's made out ov downy duckies, or something wike that! See you soon peoples!!!! x

Guten Morgen Leute! Weww, we are weaving our waytest hotew now where we have wuved it! Had wots of adventures. It is a w...
27/10/2022

Guten Morgen Leute!
Weww, we are weaving our waytest hotew now where we have wuved it! Had wots of adventures. It is a wuvwy hotew...just wight for wittwe duckies and their famiwies...and the food is bewtifuw. On our way back to Bewgium now and wemembew, I stiww have wots of piccys to share with you!
Melde dich bald x

Hewwo peoples! Just got back to our hotew woom wiv my duck famiwy. We are so eggcited to have our new Uncle Hans Duckman...
26/10/2022

Hewwo peoples! Just got back to our hotew woom wiv my duck famiwy. We are so eggcited to have our new Uncle Hans Duckmand wiv us. He is going to come back to Engwand wiv us asweww! My mummy duck cwied cos she was so happy. I'ww post more ducktastic pics soon of our adventures over the past few days as we have travewwed weww outside of our ducky pen and weawwy seen the worwd! x

Hewwo peoples! Woh! I've had a ducktastic few days...I even found another of my uncles today! Having a wubly dwink and s...
26/10/2022

Hewwo peoples! Woh! I've had a ducktastic few days...I even found another of my uncles today! Having a wubly dwink and some munchies now and will post my piccys water on. Wuv you all woads and I'll be in touch soon x 🐥🐣🐤

Woorrrr! We are aww now on the big white thing and being vewwy vewwy brave!!!! x
23/10/2022

Woorrrr! We are aww now on the big white thing and being vewwy vewwy brave!!!! x

Hewwo fwiends! I haven't posted anything for a wong time cos wife has been a wittew swow in the McDuck world. But today,...
23/10/2022

Hewwo fwiends! I haven't posted anything for a wong time cos wife has been a wittew swow in the McDuck world. But today, I have set off on a famiwy howiday for a few days with my mummy Wanza, my sister Wowa and my mummy's uncles Cedwick, Donawd and Iqbaw...Uncle Iqbaw is from a duck pond in a countwy far far away...oh and my humans who have bwought us. These are some pwictures from when we set off so so earwy, in fact in the middew of the night! And now we're waiting to go on a big white metaw thing that fwoats acwoss wots of water! I wiww send you some more pwictures wayter today when we get to the other side of the big pond! It wooks a bit scawy!!! Ps. I am stiww working wearwy wearwy hard on my words and my spewwings and my mummy says I wiww get better some day...some days are better than others, but she says she stiww wuvs me just as I am and so does my human mummy 💙💛❤ 🐥🐥🐥ps. The word I speww bestest is 'people' which is good cause I wuv talking you aww you peoples x

Morning peoples! Mummy and daddy human took me and Wola out for a super duper day yesterday! We went to where a man call...
26/09/2021

Morning peoples! Mummy and daddy human took me and Wola out for a super duper day yesterday! We went to where a man called Mr Salt wivs...I think he is fwiends with Mr Pepper. Me and Wola made loads of new fwiends including Olly the Octopus, Doodles the dog and Weo and Wonny the wamas. We got to pway on some gun guns and I bet you can't spot us on the big balls! Awww...the scawy bit was when we pwayed in the palm twee fowest and Wola nearly got eaten by a weally big wion!!!!! We wan away and hid as we always do so daddy human made us sit in the stocks and throwed tomatoes at us! It was a gweat day x

Hewwo peoples! Weww, I had a funny day yesterday...I went with mummy and daddy human to see one of my big bwothers pwayi...
20/09/2021

Hewwo peoples! Weww, I had a funny day yesterday...I went with mummy and daddy human to see one of my big bwothers pwaying something cawwed footbaww. It was weawwy funny...they put woads of humans (incwuding my big bwother human) into a gween pen, just wike the one that I used to wive in when I was wittwe with mummy duckie. I don't know what happened then but the humans all started wunning awound like headwess duckies! They seemed to be wunning after a white wound thing that kept wunning away fwom them....and some of them said some naughty words when they couldn't catch the white wound thing. When I got home mummy human gave me a much smawwer purpwe round thing to pway with. She said I can be as good as big bwother human if I twy weawwy weawwy hard! Weww, my wittwe purple wound thing hasn't tawked to me yet but atweast it hasn't wun away either!

Awwww...mummy human forgot to put this picture on! This is me and Wowa sat in the big white egg thing before we set off ...
11/09/2021

Awwww...mummy human forgot to put this picture on! This is me and Wowa sat in the big white egg thing before we set off to the wainfowest!!!!!

Hello peoples! Wow...I had a bwill day today with mummy and daddy human! They took me in a weally big wed metal box fin...
11/09/2021

Hello peoples! Wow...I had a bwill day today with mummy and daddy human! They took me in a weally big wed metal box fing that was stuck on to a weally big white egg fing that we sat in, all the way to a wainfowest! I wemember mummy duck telling me about wainfowests when I was a wittle clucky ducky. I thought they were green but this was a vewy stwange one. I took my school fwiend Wola wiv me and we wan away fwom mummy and daddy human when they got out of the big egg. First, we pwayed a game called hook-a-duck and then we hid haha. Me and Wola saw a big wed funny thing wiv long shiny arms so we waced to pway on that. We then climbed up some bwight things that went wight up to the sky! We got weally told off when we hid from mummy and daddy human in one of the big white egg things that somebody had drawn all over with a wed pen. They found us after a bit and we had to sit on the ducky step for a bit...but it was so much fun that we weren't bothered! 🐥🐥

Hello peoples! Sowwy I have been quacky quiet this week but I have been helping mummy human wiv wots ov things. She is a...
02/09/2021

Hello peoples! Sowwy I have been quacky quiet this week but I have been helping mummy human wiv wots ov things. She is always weawwy weawwy busy, unwike daddy human who comes home every day and ways down...I fink it's cause he's reawwy owd so gets weawwy tiwed. Anyway, wast week, mummy and daddy human went to another country for a few hours...can't remember what it was cawwed...it was something to do with a big fish or something. Daddy human said they wike sheep there....mummy human said he was being a door handwe again. They did manage to take me to see the owdest twee in the WHOLE BIG WORLD; they said it was 4000 years owd...I think that's even owder than daddy human! I got to swim in a GINORMOUS pond again aswell. Got to go now anyway as going to watch one of my bwother humans pwaying with a wound thing. Don't know what he is doing weawwy but wots of other human peoples kick a wound thing and he catches it...I'm sure I'ww work out what it's aww about one day. Bye bye for now peoples. X

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