25/09/2026
💙✨ Today marks National Classroom Assistant Day 2026! And so, a Little Tribute to Our Classroom Assistants here at Strabane Primary!
There are some people in school who know absolutely everything.
We don’t mean maths everything. Or science everything.
We mean ✨ Important ✨ everything. Like…
✅Where the spare glue sticks are.
✅Whose unnamed jumper has been sitting on the floor for three weeks.
✅How to unjam the photocopier when everyone else has already switched it off, switched it on, opened every little door on it and whispered things to it that probably shouldn’t be repeated in a primary school…!
💁♀️They can spot a child about to spill their water bottle from the other side of the room.
👉They can open a yoghurt, find a missing pencil, listen to a very long story about someone’s hamster AND keep an eye on the child who has gone suspiciously quiet…all at the same time.
They hear their name approximately seven thousand times a day.
“Can you help me?”
“Can you help me?”
“Can you help me?”
“I don’t need help.”
Two seconds later…
“Can you help me?”
😵💫They know that when a child says, “I feel a bit funny…” something unpleasant may be about to happen…
✨They know that glitter is not an art material.
It is a permanent lifestyle choice. 🫣
✂️They know that a five-minute activity can somehow require three hours of preparation,
fourteen glue sticks, six pairs of scissors and a small emotional breakdown.
💅And they know that when the teacher says, “Has anyone seen my—?” the answer is usually: “Yes. I’ll get it!”
👑 Our classroom assistants are the Queens of the Wall Displays! They’re problem-solvers, peacekeepers, coat-zippers, tear-dryers, pencil-finders, confidence-builders and occasional miracle workers.
💙They make our children feel safe. They make our teachers feel sane. Well…saner. 😉
And somehow, amongst all the noise, the mess,
the missing jumpers, the broken pencils and the cries of “THAT’S NOT FAIR!” they keep smiling.
So to our wonderful classroom assistants:
Thank you for the big things.
Thank you for the little things.
And thank you especially for being with us at Strabane Primary School. ✨💙