24/08/2026
🚗🏆 GEORGINA PASSED — FIRST TIME! 🏆🚗
Huge congratulations to Georgina on passing her driving test today in York at the first attempt! 👏🏻
A highly intelligent History graduate, healthy-eating enthusiast, regular Parkrunner and Great North Runner… basically, we’re peas in a pod.
I mean, I can remember last week, I occasionally have salad on my kebab and I once ran for a bus — so the similarities are frankly uncanny. 🤣
Lessons with Georgie have been an absolute breeze. She was a pro from the off, meaning my role was largely reduced to crossing eyes and dotting ts. 🚗😂
She also had the immense privilege of being present for my greatest ever joke — the one about Liverpudlian vegetarians. It’s a very niche audience, so I won’t explain it here because, frankly, you wouldn’t understand it anyway. 😉🤣
And today, Georgie has officially made history by passing first time in York. In fact, I think we can safely say her provisional licence has now become an historical artefact.
I’m expecting the museum to acquire it shortly.
“Here we have a rare example of a pre-test provisional licence, believed to have been used extensively between 2024 and 2026. Scholars believe its owner was exceptionally good at driving and only required an instructor for ceremonial purposes.”
Future generations will study it. Curators will argue over its significance. Archaeologists will probably carbon-date it.
And somewhere, in a dusty university archive, a historian will eventually write:
“Georgina’s provisional licence: a brief but important period in British motoring history.” 📜😂
Seriously though, Georgie, you’ve been brilliant from day one and it’s been an absolute pleasure watching you progress.
Massive congratulations — first attempt, York, job done. 👏🏻🚗💨
Now go and enjoy your freedom…