01/04/2026
🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR EVENING CLASSES
Hola a todos. From next week, all evening classes will now be conducted from the bath.
Students are required to attend via Zoom whilst fully or partially submerged in the bath, depending on confidence level and water temperature. Hot tubs are also permitted.
This decision follows a study by the Linguistics and Language Retention Centre, Prague, which found that language acquisition improves by up to 37.5% when learning languages in the bath.
Researchers attribute this to what they describe as “cognitive soak-through” — a process in which vocabulary is more readily absorbed when the body is suspended in warm, mildly scented water.
In response to these findings, and in my ongoing commitment to accelerated learning, bath-based learning will now be compulsory for all evening sessions.
Please ensure:
• Cameras remain on (bubbles permitted, full submersion discouraged)
• Devices are adequately waterproofed
• Backgrounds reflect a compliant bathing environment
• No aggressive splashing during verb conjugation
• Oils and bath bombs permitted
!Hasta Pronto!
