14/07/2026
The Biker Side of Life — Are You Feeling Lucky?
Heatwave blazing, mid‑week madness, and I finally get Arnie back from his carb tune‑up.
He rode sweet — really sweet — all the way to my yard. Felt like he’d had a spa day.
So we head over to a bike shop where I treat him to a new cloak of invisibility (bike cover), feeling smug, feeling sorted.
Come back out…
Hit the starter…
Nothing.
Not a cough, not a click — first time ever he’s refused to start.
One of the lads from the bike shop wanders out with a jump pack, gives him a zap, and off we go again. I’m thinking: alright, fair play, proper lucky escape.
Blip down the motorway and back into town. Twenty minutes later — boom.
Engine stops.
Back wheel locks.
Dead again.
Ignition totally lifeless.
And where do I end up?
Back right outside the mechanics who’d tuned him earlier… now closed, shutters down, nobody home. And I’m stood there with a bike that draws attention like a magnet — no disc lock, no chain, no chance I’m leaving him, cloak of invisibility or not.
Then — because apparently I’m blessed — the mechanic’s auntie pulls up.
“Are you alright? Want to put it in the shop? I’ve got the keys.”
I mean… what are the odds?
Break down twice, both times in the only places where help magically appears.
Perspective, right? Totally lucky.
Ok, we broke down, yes — but how lucky were we to break down twice… well ok, that’s not so lucky. But to break down twice with help at hand? You’ve gotta count your lucky stars when they come, right? And you’ve gotta be thankful for small mercies.
Day recovered with a cold drink from the chippy and a shady place to sit while waiting for my lift.
New battery fitted now, and Arnie’s ready to go again — hopefully further than a big loop and back this time.
So… where are your adventures taking you this weekend?
A bit further than mine, I hope — but with the same ridiculous luck.