06/10/2026
ππ THE REAL LIFE OF A PRESCHOOL MANAGERβ¦ ππ
β° 6:00am β We arrive.
Yesβ¦ 6AM. π³
While normal people are still tucked up in bed, weβre setting up activities, preparing rooms, doing checks and wondering whether one coffee is enough. βοΈ
Spoiler: it isnβt. π
β° 8:30am β The doors open and our Little Stars arriveβ¦
And the madness begins! π€£π
Within the first hour, we may hear:
π§ βMy Daddy sleeps with no clothes on.β
π¦ βMummy said a naughty word in the car.β
π§ βMy Nan has big pants.β
π¦ βDaddy did a MASSIVE poo this morning.β
π§ βMummy said she needs wine.β π·π
Parentsβ¦ your secrets are NOT safe at preschool. ππ€£
Then there are the daily emergenciesβ¦
π Banana cut incorrectly = DISASTER
π₯ͺ Sandwich broken in half when it was supposed to stay whole = UNFORGIVABLE
𧦠One sock feels βfunnyβ = FULL INVESTIGATION REQUIRED
π§Έ Teddy missing = EVERYBODY SEARCH
π¦ Someone else has the dinosaur = INTERNATIONAL CRISIS
And of courseβ¦
βCan you wipe my bum?β
βWatch me!β
βWATCH ME!β
βWATCH MEEEE!β
βWhy?β
βWhy?β
βBut why?β πππ
By lunchtime, weβve wiped noses, tied shoes, changed nappies, solved arguments, sung approximately 763 songs and been told at least one completely confidential piece of family information. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
But behind all that chaos is something pretty wonderful. β€οΈ
Every day our children are learning.
π Making friendships
π Building confidence
π Becoming independent
π Learning to communicate
π Exploring the world
π Feeling safe, secure and loved
We might start at 6am, we might drink cold coffee, and we might go home with paint, playdough and something suspicious on our clothesβ¦
But seeing those little faces run through the doors at 8:30am makes it worth it. π₯°
β Catshill Rising Stars Preschool β
Where childhood is messy, noisy, hilarious and absolutely magical. β¨
Looking for a preschool for your Little Star? π
Come and visit us β just remember, once they start talkingβ¦ we WILL know all your family secrets. ππ€£π€£
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