22/07/2026
I used Zoom to help a client with a fairly ordinary bit of remote computer support.
Unfortunately, Zoom’s AI meeting summary also listened to the television in the background and decided we had held a high-level summit on national politics, sewage, prison reform, inflation and bus fares.
Apparently, this was our meeting:
*****Meeting summary******
Quick recap
The IT support person helped the client with remote computer support, guiding them through email links, Zoom access and account recovery.
They also discussed legal action against water company executives, changes to bus fare caps and possible government budget decisions.
They agreed that an in-person visit would be the easiest way to finish resolving the technical problems.
Email Link Meeting Instructions
The IT support person guided the client through clicking a link in an email and joining the Zoom meeting.
During the instructions, the IT support person briefly mentioned needing to attend to a burning fish pie.
Technical Process Guidance Session
The IT support person guided the client through responding to a green pop-up on the screen.
There appeared to be some difficulty with mouse control, which might require a kick-start.
Manslaughter Licence Implementation Discussion
The client and the IT support person discussed mandatory licences for people convicted of manslaughter, prison capacity and decisions that apparently needed to be made by Andy Burnham.
No clear decisions or action points were established.
Sewage Discharge Investigation Discussion
The client and the IT support person discussed sewage discharges, alleged fraud by water companies and attempts to conceal the scale of the problem.
The IT support person then asked for a PIN number.
The discussion also touched on the Prime Minister’s position on personal tax allowances.
UK Bus Fare Cap Reduction
The client discussed government plans to reduce the bus fare cap, along with spending on electricity, defence and social care.
Inflation Discussion
The client discussed inflation, oil prices and the Bank of England’s target.
The meeting then returned briefly to the computer problem before ending because of technical difficulties.
So there you have it.
I thought I was helping someone recover an online account.
Zoom AI thought I was chairing the Cabinet while rescuing a fish pie.
And that bloody Andy Burnham fellow nosey northerner gets everywhere.