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Winner 16 March 2019🏆🏆🎖 Movin Ali.

Nasoso boys giving out stationary and clothes

Hi friends we the community of Nasoso taking initiative to help the people who are affected by the cyclone. We would really appreciate your guys support in what ever way you can to help these people. All donations given will be given on sunday 6th March to the homes in Ba Tavua and Rakiraki. For more info do not hesitate to call:

Hassan 9065099
Imran Khan 9298159

Thanking in advance

Wrong Number:
"Hello, Fridge hai?
Admi: "Haan hai,
Ap kon??
Caller: Fridge chal raha hai?
Admi: "Haan chal rha hai.
Caller:"To phir pakar lo.. Warna bhaag jayega"



Again call...
Caller: fridge hai??
Admi gusse se: nhi hai
caller: kaha tha na maine pakar lo bhaag jaega.=))

shop open in the morning at 8.00am everyday

Teacher:"Can you see God..??

Class:"No

Teacher:"Can you touch God..??


Class:"No

Teacher:"Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)


Pappu:"Sir, can you see yourbrain.. ??

Teacher:"No

Pappu:"Can you touch your brain.. ??

Teacher:"No

Pappu:"Oho ok, So you have no brain..
Teacher Shocked

MAN ITS RILY HOT YA FEEL LIKE HAVING SOME WASH DOWN TODAY WEL HOPE U DONT MIS OUT 2 DAY COZ DEA IS ALWAYS FUN 2 B HEA NA

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Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he touched my breast."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her
clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"
Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Join us this Saturday for the Tokyo 7's enjoy with us coz ya know we r da best at making you enjoy come join us 1 entry will recive free games and dance item from emily and group dont miss out

HAPPY HOUR FROM 7PM TONIGHT DONT MIS OUT SEVUSEVU UPON ARRIVAL AND 3 FREE BILLIARD GAMES
ANDFOR PLAYING BASIN MATCH GAME WILL BE FREE JUST FOR TODAY FOR OUR CUSTOMERS AND ALL ..........DONT MISS OUT ON THIS OFFER TOGETHER WE WILL SUPPORT FIJI 7'S TEAM **LAKO VITI LAKO** MAKE SURE DONT MISS OUT AND EVRY HOUR SPECIAL DANCE BY EMILY AND GROUP .....THANKZ