11/05/2026
Him: What?
Her: I’m pregnant…
Him: Who’s the father?
Her: It’s you.
Him: But babe… we’ve never even…
Her: I know. The child isn’t yours… but I love you.
Him: So… it’s your ex’s?
Her: Yes.
Him: Then I’ll raise this child like my own.
Her: Wow… thank you, babe. I love you ❤️
…keep reading 👇
I know… if this was about God, you might scroll away.
God: Today, I’m proud of my children.
Satan: What children?
God: The ones reading this.
Satan: They’re mine too.
God: Let’s see.
Satan: My children will scroll without reacting.
God: My people will pause, say “God is great” and share 🙏✨
So… which one are you? 👀