07/08/2022
Next on the naughty list is Mário V., resident virtue signaller and our first speaker (reader). Expertly hiding his personality under layers and layers and layers of tattoos, his latest one sports the Iron Lady and the neoliberal icon himself (swipe right for Exhibit A). As an average Orava Christian and disappointment to his parents, he seeks refuge in the dark and damp world of commie-block dormitories. Golf dad in the streets, Tesco employee in the sheets, he spends his days sticking woke stuff on his iPad and tearing down government billboards. Mário is also our most graphic member, with a portfolio composed chiefly of CBD bottles and s*x ed infographics. Likes and dislikes? He particularly enjoys Ci******es After S*x and nothing else. His one weakness? Anfisa telling him to shut up. And that about does it for Mário.