09/08/2026
Maxine’s Back: Sister Drama, Shed Shenanigans & Kibble Negotiations
Hey furiends!
Maxine here—your fabulous Director of Pawsitivity, experienced jobsite supervisor, garden enthusiast and occasional reason Dad needs to bring out the tools.
🐾 **I’m back, furiends!**
It has been far too long since my last official update—but don’t mistake my silence for good behaviour.
For my first birthday, Mom and Dad gave me a little sister named Melli. She arrived with four paws, big brown eyes and absolutely no respect for seniority.
Since then, there has been sister drama, chicken supervision, medical leave and a few situations involving Dad’s tools. I also received some unsolicited feedback about looking more like a loaf of bread than a young lady with a girly silhouette.
Rude.
Oh—and Melli and I have taken on a new role involving kibble. Finally, management has recognized my strongest professional qualification.
Older? Yes. Wiser? Still under review.
Read the full story here: https://peterkgowan.com/on-solid-ground/maxines-back-sister-drama-shed-shenanigans-kibble-negotiations
**Maxine 🐾**