10/09/2026
’Twas the night before Carnival,
And all through KPS,
The staff were tucked up early,
Preparing for success.
For weeks they had been training,
Their bodies pushed too far,
All for one important goal:
To beat the parents. By far.
The baton change was practised,
The tactics locked away,
Tomorrow is not just Carnival…
Tomorrow is THE day.
The parents may be confident,
They may think they’ve got speed,
But KPS staff have something more:
An overwhelming need…
To finally claim the glory,
To silence every cheer,
To stand victorious and yell:
“THIS. IS. OUR. YEAR!”
So sleep well tonight, parents.
Rest those ageing knees.
Stretch the hammies. Ice the calves.
Do whatever you please.
Because tomorrow when that whistle blows,
There’ll be nowhere left to hide.
The staff are coming for you.
One Team. One Family. One School. One Vision.
One very unnecessary level of competitiveness. 🏃♀️🏃♂️🏆😂