13/09/2026
So here’s a slightly chaotic reintroduction.
I realised I’ve been talking to you for a while without actually telling you much about me.
10 things you probably wouldn’t guess about me:
1. I’m much more serious than I look. There is, unfortunately, a very type-A woman living inside this seemingly relaxed persona 🤯
2. I am super bad with directions. I just cannot tell you where north is. I mostly operate on instinct and hope for the best. 🤌🏻
3. I travelled to Afghanistan by road. Alone. Twice. In my early twenties. My grandmother was from Afghanistan, so going there felt a little like going back to something I’d been curious about for years. ✨
4. I’ve travelled around Pakistan alone on buses at completely unreasonable hours. Apparently, my relationship with common sense has always been complicated. 🤡
5. Motherhood has made me more fun. I feel like I’m finding a part of myself again that had gone a little quiet for a few years. There is a LOT of dancing, singing and general nonsense happening around here now. 🫠
6. I feel other people’s suffering more than I’d like to. Animal abuse especially? I genuinely cannot handle it. There are days I wake up with this weird heaviness in my chest because the world can be… a lot.🥹
7. Despite what people assume, I’m not actually a people person. I’m fascinated by humans. That is VERY different from wanting to be around them all the time.🙃
8. My lifelong retirement plan is to disappear into the mountains, have a huge library, lots of animals, some kind of baby-care centre and, apparently, a small zoo. I have not thought through the logistics. 😅
9. I went through a proper ‘partying phase’ in my twenties. I’d spent most of my life being the responsible, ambitious, career-focused girl and eventually thought: okay, but surely I’m allowed to have a little fun too? I don’t regret it.🪩
10. I’ve been obsessed with humans for as long as I can remember. So I guess becoming a therapist was less of a career decision and more of a very long-running investigation. 🥲
Anyway. Hi. 👋🏻
Apparently there was a lot more going on behind the professional bio.
Curious 🤨 did any of these surprise you? 👀
