Stuff Queen's Professors Say

"I asked a student once who the three best leaders in the world were, in his opinion. He answered, 'God, Jesus Christ, and myself.' I thought he was really modest putting himself after God and Jesus Christ."

- Prof Spitzmuller, Comm 151

"My PhD supervisor made us memorize pKa tables. We had a nickname for him: Satan."
- Dr. Carran

"I told my wife that the nice think about being in Kingston is that if she misbehaves and gets sent to prison, I could still come and see her sometimes."

- Professor Calluzzo Comm 121

"Baby, let's get the nitric oxide flowing tonight!"

- Prof Funk, PHGY214

"I'm gonna slow down, because someone complained about me going too fast last time, but I get so excited that it's hard. Guys, you know what I mean by that."

- Prof. Thompson, COMM 161

"Just because you don't get 100% yield in your Chem labs, doesn't mean your lab partner is snorting the stuff up their nose."

- Prof. Carran

"You guys are gonna give me the D."

-Prof Somi.
- Regarding measuring distance.

"Just get up, stand still, and take it."

-Dr Momberquette

"Don't sue me."

- Prof. Oteafy

"There is no upper bound on how many people I can fail."

- Kai Salomaa, CISC223

"I know this s**t."

- Professor David McConomy, COMM111

"I'm not very good at English, which is sad because it's the only language I speak."

- Prof. Thompson, Comm 161

"I get nailed about twice a week."

- Prof.Hanes talking about stubbing his toe

"Give up all hopes of ever seeing your fiends and family again."

- Prof Skillicorn, CISC101

"Back then you had to make some fabulous discovery to get something named after you, now you just have to donate 50 million dollars."

- Prof. Cellarosi, Math 120

"Phlegm is spelt with a 'P' but it's silent like in the bathtub."

- Dr.Esteal

"...then I fell face first into a bird sewage pond - I've lived."

- Dr. Smol, BIOL335

"Everybody yells at me, especially Mr. Harper. Not like there's an election going on or anything."

- Dr. Smol (Canadian Research Chair in Environmental Change), EEB Seminar

"Hey can I fertilize you?"

- Dr. Chin-Sang, Bio 205

"What are you sniffing?! WHAT.ARE.YOU.SNIFFING?!?!?"

- Newstead 131

"If you don't like swear words then you won't like this course"

-Prof. Griffth

"The one mistake people make in this class is mechanisms, as soon as arrows come into play people think they're Robin Hood and just throw fu**in arrows everywhere."

-Prof Carran, Chem282

"A lap is an interesting thing; when you sit down, you have a lap but when you stand up, you don't. Where does it go?"

-Dr. Chuck Molson, STAT 263

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"Their asses had to look great...they were like cantaloupes."

-Professor Grahame Renyk Dram100 on fashioning costumes for "Lilies"

-in a dermatology lecture talking about a raised skin lesion-

"It's called molluscum contagiosum...which sounds like something from Harry Potter."

- Dr. Kevin Woo, NURS 209

"I'm hoping to end the year without one or more of you dead."

-Prof Miners, COMM 151

"I promise that when you die there'll still be oil left. And if I'm wrong, I'll be dead, so there's noting you can do about it".

- Prof Yan-Fei Liu, ELEC 436

"Do you want that disease? Look at all the syllables in that disease! You don't want that disease! You want monosyllable diseases!"

-Dr. Chuck Molson, STAT 263

“She's not a Kim Kardashian but she’s rather close.”

- Prof. Pierce, ENG 100