Kaplong boys Primary School

CONSIDER YOURSELF A CHILD IF YOU DINT
HEAR/DID/SEE THE FOLLOWING:
1.Kama hukuwai skia story ya Musa Ku appear
ndani ya taa kule Chepkunyuk kule Nandi wee ni
children.
2.Kama hukuwai nunua sukari yenye walikua
wanapark kwa karatasi wee ni mtoi wa 90s.
3.Kama hukuwai cheza ball inaitwa 'one
touch'...habari baby
4.Kama hukuwai skia jamaa alikuwa anaitwa
Butros Butros Ghali...,wee ni wa sku hizi.
5.Kama hukuwai skia kalenjin play kbc kisumu
ilikuwa inaitwa kibelez,uskie jacob kimulwo...niaje
under 18?
6.Kama hukuwai ona mafuta ilikuwa inaitwa
'tunguras',.,,,hujetosha kuchat na Mimi fb.
7.If at all hukuwai panda mat3 ya box enyewe
Mimi nawe tunaeza anzia wapi kuongea.
8.Kama ulienda nursery baby,middle,top usiwai
jaribu kuni inbox too,wash your hands b4 u can
eat in the table of men.
9.Ulikuwa wapi Toto sisi tukiendanga buki/
disco?...wee unajua Pamela ngutha?...Na
chakwena marumbini?,black box?....wee ni under
age
10.Ulikuwa wapi sisi tukichukua kuni shule
kupelekea walimu.
11.Kama hukuwai enda mawindoni(loget)sahau
sisi.....unajua 'gusto'?...na kipkochit
unajua...unajia kebiir dogi ni Ku fanya nini...ili
inuze sungura.
12.Uliwai tafuta mushrooms kweli asubuhi kweli?
13.Kama uliwai jua kusoma ukiwa class one,wee
ni wa Jana,zamani zetu knowing to read in class
was considered ujuaji,mtoto normal alikuwa
anaanza kusoma akiwa class 6,na hatujewai
complain n we can still now write btful
English...unajua kusoma nursery na saa hii
mnatuandikia ...xwrry,xaxa,xory.d.a,OMG....
children ninyi.
14.Wee ulikula fruits inaitwa siriik,momonik,
kimolonik,chebakikelyel,mboni kweli?....na
chobchobik,kemburik...?

HOW TO OKOA JAHAZI WITHOUT PAYING BACK
1.dial *131 # & select the amount u wish to borrow
2.make sure u have spent all the amount(yote)
3.after using up all all the borrowed airtime,reset
ur mobile to 12th january 2013
4.to finish the whole proces,switch of ur phone &
take off the battery and simcard
5.rush to the nearest petrol station & buy
kerosene k**a ya 10bob ivi
6.dip the simcard in the kerosene & rub it
thoroughly on ur hair
7.then,piga iyo simcard kiberiti na uache
ujinga.nothing is free in this world,nkt
8.now go back to whatever u were doing.

RULES OF FOOTBALL (During my
childhood)
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2. The owner of the ball decides who
plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if a player is
injured.
4. The match only ends when everyone
was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score,
the winner will be determined by the last
team to score.
6. No referee and lines men. You could
run with the ball even behind the goal
post (usually two stones).
7. If you don't participate in repairing
the ball you were given an automatic
match ban
8. If you're picked last, you were the
worst player.
9. The guy who was never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree when it got
stuck, or if was kicked across the fence
in order to play in the next
game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.
11. You were allowed to change a
goalkeeper in case of a penalty.
12. The most skillful player got
automatic selection to the side of the
ball's owner.
I really enjoyed my childhood. Love all who were part of my childhood..