Association Of Statistics Students Of Nigeria - ASSON.

Association Of Statistics Students Of Nigeria - ASSON.

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Long life ASSONITES!

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12/07/2018

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05/03/2018

Join us 17th of March 2018 as we witness the joyful matrimony ceremony of our very own. Ihima be ready to receive visitors, in okehi lga of kogi state

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Timeline photos 31/07/2017

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For the mature men only!!!

ADVICE TO MEN ABOUT THEIR PREGNANT WIVES...

Men, today I want us to discuss about PREGNANCY.
Do you know that certain things you do when your wife is pregnant actually contributes to state of health of the mother and unborn child?

Listen, it bothers me a lot when I see men showing no concern to their pregnant wife or fail to adjust to some temporary changes.
It's just 9 months, not like it's forever. Pregnancy is not bought in the market, neither is it a software downloaded from the internet. It's a seed planted by you germinating. There has to be a carrier of that seed while it grows, and women have been given the responsibility to carry it.

Pregnancy is preparation to welcome a new member into the family. Pregnancy is a journey fun filled, amazing etc.
Women differ in body changes. Although Pregnancy makes women do certain things in common.
■Once in a while she would nag
■Once in a while she would request for things unimaginable e.g she wants to eat okro and bread
■Once in a while she would get so lazy to make you your meals
■Once in a while she would want to stretch her legs on your laps. Please pardon her... carrying the baby ain't easy.
Her needs may be unsatisfiable at times.

The first Tri_mester of the journey can be so annoying. Like I say women differ from each other during pregnancy.
●While most women are busy vomiting.
●Most of them sleep like water leaf, they sleep off anywhere with the slightest chance even in the kitchen.
●While most women have fever.
●Most women be looking cranky and dry like Dustin powder.
●While most women add up weight.
●Most women appear like burnt offerings.
●Some even go round with White handkerchief spitting in it. ALL THESE ARE STILL YOUR WORK.....

Please tolerate this, it's beautiful afterwards.
Her attitude becomes annoying, most times you cant stand her. But I get annoyed when I see men neglect their pregnant wife. She's not an abomination, neither is she a curse. I must say, it's not an easy journey for all.
The last Tri_mester is when you need to be extra patient, loving, enduring and understanding.

NOTE...
1) Always observe your wife's feet while pregnant, it swells often. Please give her a basin of water to soak her leg once in a while, it's one of the best treat women enjoy during pregnancy.

2) Ask her regularly how she feels and how the baby is. She's the carrier so she feels him/her move.

3) Tell her how beautiful she looks during pregnancy e.g " Honey see as the pregnancy make you fine, I will be impregnating you every month ooo" or even "is it my child that makes you fresh like this pass normal" Even if she has grown bigger in size cause of the pregnancy, celebrate her.

4) Don't be upset if she ever wakes you up by 2am to help massage her feet. You need to feel little of her discomfort and pain. She shouldn't carry it alone, it's your baby you need to carry it together. (I don't mean physical carriage though).

5) No rule book stopped s*x during pregnancy, in short it's the best sef.... do it. It's not like the va**na stopped working during pregnancy. o boy continue the work that brings the pregnancy.

6) Don't be ashamed to take her out. Take her out once in a while to those lovie dovie places you used to go together. They love it...

Most times I wonder what crosses the heart of men when they see their pregnant wives. Carrying a child for 9 months isn't easy.
I urge all men to get closer to their spouses during pregnancy because that's one of the times she needs you most.
A big shout out to all men who fully stand by their wives during pregnancy. God bless you all....

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I thank God for adding another year to me. To him be praise cos He deserve the best of praise for raising and blessing me with His breath. Thank u Jesus

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I want to celebrate this brother from another mother. So dear to me. Ur humility, gentility, and dedication to destiny and God's work is what I cherish most. Is a pity you've gone so soon. Today 21st make it exactly a year you left us in the huzle of life. We know death is a debt everyone must pay just that body is too emotional to have considered your departure to be so soon. We love u bro. But God love u most. Till we meet again. Rest b4 d Lord bro.

01/07/2016

A happy newmonth to all my fellow statisticians and d follows of this room. God bless u all. God that have brought us thus far will sustain nd protect us through the 2nd half journey of year 2016. Love u all

17/04/2016

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13/04/2016

Glory to God, as i welcome you back to school from the indefinate suspension of the school(KSP).
HAS BEEN CALLED BACK FOR RESUMPTION FROM THEIR INDEFINATE SUSPENSION.
I urge every of our students to resume immediately as the school calender will be followed to letter. Congrats all

01/02/2016

Happy new month brethren.
It's a good thing to celebrate and return all the thanks to God, because He alone deserve the praise.
Witnessing the 2nd months of the year is not by our power but by God's infinite mercy and love.

Please brethen, i have a witness in my spirit that we should always remember our brothers/sisters in prayer especially those coming back for summer. Please pray against death for our brethren.

09/01/2016

Those with STA424 C/O.

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Note: for the last semester this is d course i could lay my hands own for now according to our patron (Mr. Ehimony).
Please share this info on whatsap group chat. Thanks

29/12/2015

Summer(3rd smsta)
1. Date:
tutorial: 6-20th jan. 2016
Exam:21st-28th jan. 2016
2. Mode of payment

25/12/2015

Happy celebration of Xmas and a prosperous New year. May the Joy of Xmas never depart from your life, and the shout of Victory shall continually be heard from your mouth. As we jubilate and merry, let's remember the Mandate and Vision of Xmas which is "to reconciled us with the Father and to prepare us for home eternity"

07/12/2015

Hello my fellow students, admission has being on, let every member in this room having candidate(s) in any applied departments be alerted early.
Long live Asson.
Long live Ksp.
Long live Nigeria

18/11/2015

Please, let this info be pass to those that are not on this site, especially OUTGOING-HNDII, for those who are yet to defend their project; it has been shifted till tuesday next week o

11/06/2015

2nd semester for 2014/15 session has began fully endeavor to make yourself available for lectures.
God bless us all and we shall all return safely without any casualty In Jesus Name.(amen)

26/01/2015

Hello my noble course mates, how has been your break? Pls for 3rd semester is out and lectures starts immediately. Pls the earlier the better ooo.
Stay blessed.

17/01/2015

WE WELCOME BOTH OLD AND NEW STUDENTS OF THIS GREAT ASSON BACK ON CAMPUS.
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU ALL THAT DEPARTMENTAL FEE PAYMENT IS NOW THROUGH THE BANK.
ACC/NAME: ASSOCIATION OF STATISTIC STUDENTS OF NIGERIA.
ACC/NO.:0023937839
BANK NAME: UNITY BANK PLC MARKET, 3RD GATE.
N.B.: YOUR PAYMENT IS NOT COMPLETE UNTIL YOUR COPY OF TELLER IS TRANSFER INTO RECIEPT BY THE ASSOCIATION.
Take note, "that without you there will no be us".
Thanks.

17/01/2015

WE WELCOME BOTH OLD AND NEW STUDENTS OF THE GREAT ASSON BACK ON CAMPUS.
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU ALL THAT THE DEPARTMENTAL FEE PAYMENT IS NOW THROUGH THE BANK.
ACC/NAME: ASSOCIATION OF STATISTIC STUDENTS OF NIGERIA.
AC/NO_: 0023937839.
BANK NAME: UNITY BANK PLC. @ INTERNATIONAL MARKET, 3RD GATE.
AMOUNT: #1000
N.B:YOUR PAYMENT IS NOT COMPLETE UNTIL YOUR COPY OF THE TELLER IS TRANSFER INTO RECIEPT BY THE ASSOCIATION.
Tnx.

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