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Knowledge is the currency of the modern world; mainly the knowledge concerning the location of particular information in the heap of useless noise.

Szczęśliwe życie polega na właściwym podejściu do sytuacji i wdrażaniu pewnych zachowań przy jednoczesnym wstrzymywaniu się od innych zachowań. Wybór zależy od uczestnika tej gry. Definicja KARIERY również podpada pod powyższą definicję.

Operating as usual

Three Jokes set 1 16/01/2023

Enjoy 3 jokes with translation:

Three Jokes set 1 Trzy żarty czytane powoli - z tekstem i polskim tłumaczeniem. Poziom B2, tematyka, prawo, zdrowie :) i jazda konno. Słuchaj, sprawdź czy rozumiesz z tekstem,...

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Will or Going to?

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Images of a life

The World A collage of photographs set to music,loose thoughts collected, enjoy!

26/01/2021

Old but Good!

DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER

December 8 - 6:00 PM

It started snowing. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktail drinks and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. We love snow!

December 9

We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a little boy again. I cleared both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplough came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life!Snowman Funeral

December 12

The sun has melted all our lovely snow... Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry - we'll definitely have a White Christmas.

No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. However, Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.

December 13

Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20F. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplough came back this afternoon and buried everything again.. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15Idyllic Snowman - Wish I was there

20 inches forecast for today. I sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tyres for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. We stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's extravagant. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

December 16

Ice storm this morning. Fell on my butt on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17

Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere.

Today the electricity was off for 4 hours. We had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. Gee I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20

Yippee! The electricity's back on, but we had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The damn snowplough came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22

Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to go to the loo. By the time I got undressed, and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plough on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the as***le is lying.

December 23

Picture Snow Cat and Santa ClausOnly 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to zero. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.

December 24

6 inches fell, but the snow was packed so hard by the snowplough, I broke my shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the so**********ch who drives that snowplough, I'll drag him through the snow by his hair and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplough.

December 25 - Christmas Day

Merry Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight - Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snowplough driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a real idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave. Snow Rollers

December 26

Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27

Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,750 to replace 4 of my pipes.

December 28

Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The BITCH is driving me crazy!!!

December 29

10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am? Christmas Tree Story

December 30

Roof caved in. I beat up the snowplough driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted.

December 31

I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8

Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed???

THE END

24/12/2020
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literal dosłowny

30/09/2020

An example of xenoglossy in the XXI century!!!
Awesome!
Matej Kus
A speedway rider from the Czech Republic woke after being knocked out in a crash to discover he could speak perfect English. Matej Kus, who barely knew the language beforehand, came around in an ambulance after the smash and began speaking English fluently. The 18-year-old had been unconscious for 45 minutes after spinning out of control while racing for the Berwick Bandits on a track in Glasgow. Team promoter Peter Waite said: ‘It was unbelievable to hear him talk at all â�� never mind in English. It floored us all. ‘It was in a really clear English accent. Matej asked who he was when he came round and he didn’t even know that he was Czech. ‘Before his crash, his use of the English language was broken, to put it mildly. I’m not a doctor but even I can tell you that it’s not normal.’
Google Matej Kus - language and check it out for yourself!
Matěj Kůs - Wikipedia
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Matěj Kůs - Wikipedia
Matěj Kůs (born 11 July 1989 in Plzeň, Czech republic) is an international motorcycle speedway racer, Multiple Czech republic Champion (10 times), European Pairs Champion (2 times). Also has raced for several clubs in the British Premier League. His well predicting career has stopped several inju...

17/09/2020

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08/09/2020

Use the word in brackets to form a new word that fits into each blank.

1. Leading ______________________ have warned about the danger to animal species around the world. (ZOO)
2. In her application she emphasized the ______________________ skills she had acquired over the years. (SECRETARY)
3. The ______________________ effects of losing a job can be very serious. (PSYCHOLOGY) 4. She has received three marriage ______________________ this year. (PROPOSE)
5. The use of dictionaries at the final exam is not ______________________. (PERMIT) 6. The ______________________ was not convicted because there was no conclusive evidence. (DEFEND)
7. We live in an ______________________ world, so people and governments make mistakes all the time. (PERECT)
8. She is an ______________________ young woman, full of life. (ENERGY)
9. There are several ______________________ species living in the rainforest, which still need to be categorized. (KNOWN)
10.I am not willing to accept your ______________________ all the time. You have to behave properly. (RUDE)
7. 11.The new travel ______________________ opened for business last summer. (AGENT)
12.The ______________________ was so beautiful that we decided to go there again sometime next year. (SCENE)
9. 13.She made a large financial ______________________ to the organisation. (CONTRIBUTE)
14.______________________ has gone down, and the prices of raw materials have increased. (PRODUCT)
15.The pupils' drawings were a part of the school's art exhibition. (DRAW) 16.He felt an ______________________ to help the company he had been the CEO of for so many years. (OBLIGE)
17.If you need any ______________________, please call me. (ASSIST)
18.I am normally not ______________________, but I felt bad when we saw that our hotel room was on the 13th floor. (SUPERSTITION)
19.Mom opened the door and ______________________ crept into the room. (CAUTION)
20.The server was offline due to ______________________ issues. (MAINTAIN)

Answers soon, Some sentences may have more than 1 correct option.

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To PAT or not to PAT

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Knitting can become a hard to control habit!

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George Carlin on life.

21/04/2019

English... hmm...

20/04/2019

Efekty strajku nauczycieli już są!

pronunciation & sounds 11/04/2019

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DIAGNOSIS: Mispronunciation
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PRESCRIPTION: CET lessons
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Do not pronounce the letters in blue, they’re silent 🤫

07/04/2019

English as the first language.

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