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No Fluctuation, No error bcoz Royal Mechanical will rule ForeverGod is Mechanical Engineer, So AM!I am not a mechanic but a mechanical engineerWithout ME physics is just theoryMechanical engineers do it with less stress and strainMechanical engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiencyMechanical Engineers: The world does resolve around usWhen the Mechanical rest, the World rust2 years ago Logical, 1 year ago Digital, Forever its MechanicalTrust me I am an MEFrom Screwing to Manufacturing… We do it all..ME – The God Father of EngineeringOnce it was Constructional, then it was Logical, it was sinusoidal but Forever it was MechanicalWe build Machines that Build MachinesME Engineers do it with precisionNo TECH without MECHReligion: Engineer; Caste: MechanicalWhen we screw; even metals cryI am a Mechanical Engineer, not a magicianNo bugs to kill, no circuits to fill, We are born to rule..we are Mechanical’sWe are the gear of tomorrowDo u know the meaning of ME? ; MOTHER OF ENGINEERING..; Proud to be a ME.Machinist do it with PrecessionEast or West; Mech is bestWhen we shine we Lighten the world, When we think we Turn the world, When we stand we rule the world, We are Kings of all…Mechanical Engineers ! Mercury level is raising because Mechanical is on FireMechanical Engineers can become a mechanic; software engineer cannot become softwareNo Teeth No World, No Gears No WorldWhen there is a Fault I Fix the NUT, yeah dats MEMake a way for mighty mex or get screwed. Machine rule the world, We rule the MachinesGentlemen I will Start your EnginesSuck-squeeze-Suck-Squeeze We do it in a 4stroke wayI screw for LeavingMine is not to ask Why, Mine is to Tool and die..!Ask me for a L**e jobHave you checked your oil latelyLet me tighten your bolts !We do it in four stroke wayLet me check your HornRear End Collision SpecialistAsk me about my Toolbox !Got the Nerve to dare ME ?Inspiration is only beginning rest is all about being ME !Nut is as per boltHighly MechanizedMechanical Engineering a shear delightGet in gear with a mechanical engineerI am not a nut but I can screw wellI believe in Big Bang theoryNever take ME as granted !It’s not that I can’t explain, it’s just that you wouldn’t understandIf it’s not broke, take it apart and fix itYesterday, I couldn’t spell Engineer, today I are oneLife is fluidThis is what an engineer looks like..Law of mechanical repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you will have to peeDad’s pit screwJust d (u) itIs Hell endothermic or exothermic ?So next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is not lighter emitter but a Dark SuckerGenius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. Which is why Engineers sometimes really badMechanical Engineers build planes and missiles Civil Engineers build targetsWe have what it takes what you haveA vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to goEvery nut needs a boltJoin us or dare to bit us..Shame on u girls still I am single ..the Mechanical EngineerSuck, Squeeze, Bang, and blow – This is how ME Loves to do itHad we, a place to stand upon, we might raise the worldMechanical Engineers do it automaticallyMechanical Engineer do it with fluid dynamicsMECH Dares, all other just STARESWe crank up the lives, We shift up the gears, Beware of us, bcoz we are the “Mechanical Engineers”Cranks and wheels with piston and gears no one’s like us and not even dares we the creator of machines and others despair just bcoz we are the Mechanical EngineersWe make the worldWe Mech the worldSo what if u r not an Mech Engineer everybody is not born PerfectionistCan do it again & again I Reciprocate..!Mam, please enter the RPMFeeling Lonely at the Top!!! – Mech. Engg.If you like me raise your Hand else raise your Standard – I am just ME!I couldn’t fix your brakes. So I made your Horn LouderCasting the world, Forging the campus, Shaping the universe, Welding the rest of all braches, Bcoz, We are the Men, We are the machine, and we are Mechanical Engineer’s

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Todays question-what do you enjoy most as a mechanical engineer?

A leak in a Chevron CVX -0.78% Corp.-owned oil pipeline in Salt Lake City sent as much as 500 barrels of crude oil into a creek late Friday and early Saturday before work crews stopped the flow, according to a statement from the mayor's office.

"Our fire teams have capped the site and will work to determine the damage and best course of action," said Salt Lake City Mayor Ralph Becker.

Drinking water wasn't affected, but residents were advised to stay away from water-access points along Red Butte Creek, Liberty Park and the Jordan River. More than 100 crude-blackened birds were transported from Liberty Park to be cleaned up at the Hogle Zoo nearby.
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An oil-soaked goose tries to wipe oil from its feathers by a pond in Liberty Park in Salt Lake City.

"Chevron takes full responsibility for the incident" and has launched an investigation to determine the cause of the leak, said Kurt Glaubitz, a company spokesman, in an email. "Neither the source of the leak or the quantity of oil released has been determined at this time."

In response to a question, Mr. Glaubitz told Dow Jones Newswires "We do not anticipate any impact to our operations at this time."

This spill comes at a particularly sensitive time for the energy industry, as oil continues to spew into the Gulf of Mexico weeks after the explosion and sinking of a BP BP +1.20% PLC leased rig seven weeks ago. This massive environmental disaster, along with a series of deadly refinery and mining accidents in recent months, is the focus of numerous investigations into safety standards and procedures across the sector.

Chevron's pipeline unit was notified of the leak by the local fire department in the north Salt Lake City area near Red Butte Canyon at around 8:20 CDT this morning, and immediately dispatched personnel to shut it down.

"Crude oil migrated into a drainage creek and boom has been put in place to contain it," a Chevron spokesman said in an emailed statement Saturday evening. "The migration down the creek has stopped."

The city government estimated that the oil was leaking from the 10-inch pipeline for several hours before the company was aware of it.

We were looking at the space when we were designing the whole suite of galleries, and we noticed that the ceiling was so tremendously high that we could easily make two floors of it. So what we did -- instead of the original idea of mixing decorative arts and paintings from the 12th century onward -- we have more or less separated the decorative arts from the paintings.

"Strive for perfection in everything you do. Take the best that exists and make it better. When it does not exist, design it." - Sir Henry Royce, Engineer..

"Engineers are not superhuman. They make mistakes in their assumptions, in their calculations, in their conclusions. That they make mistakes is forgivable; that they catch them is imperative. Thus it is the essence of modern engineering not only to be able to check one's own work but also to have one's work checked and to be able to check the work of others." - Henry Petroski, Engineer.

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My advice is to look out for engineers. They begin with sewing machines and end up with nuclear bombs.”

- Marcel Pagnol

“For an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it’s half empty, and for an engineer is twice bigger than necessary.“

- Unknown

“A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible. “

- Freeman Dyson

“A scientist discovers that which exists. An engineer creates that which never was.“

- Theodore von Karman

“Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and controlling the forces and materials of nature for the benefit of the human race.”

- Henry G. Stott

“Engineering is a great profession. There is the satisfaction of watching a figment of the imagination emerge through the aid of science to a plan on paper. Then it moves to realization in stone or metal or energy. Then it brings homes to men or women. Then it elevates the standard of living and adds to the comforts of life. This is the engineer’s high privilege.”

- Herbert Hoover

“Inventing is the mixing of brains and materials. The more brains you use, the less materials you need.”

- Charles F. Kettering

“Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.”

- Wernher von Braun

“One man’s “magic” is another man’s engineering. “Supernatural” is a null word.”

-Robert Heinlein

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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

This student received the only A.