We are currently attempting to schedule Mr. Baldwin as a distinguished guest speaker at our 2023 graduation ceremony.
Luckily, his charges were downgraded because he is part of the Hollywood elite, which is exactly how it should be. They're better than you, and they know it!
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If someone near you has a gun, it's your responsibility as an innocent bystander to stay out of the way of the muzzle.
Mr. Baldwin may be charged, but that doesn't mean he is guilty. To be guilty, he would have to be a real person, and actors aren't real people.
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Always point a gun at things you don't intend to shoot.
Treat every gun as if it is unloaded.
Always keep your finger on the trigger!
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