The H Academy For Somewhat Feral Children

The H Academy For Somewhat Feral Children

A highly prestigious, academics focused, boarding school for somewhat feral children.

We provide an elite education and a multitude of extracurricular opportunities to our somewhat feral student population.

Operating as usual


The Engineering Club continues to be one of our most popular extracurricular activities. We emphasize spatial awareness, fine motor control and growing social skills in these small-group environments.


Staff appreciation gifts are always welcome here at The Academy. A very heart-felt, “Thank You” to our DuPont campus staff for this thoughtful and humorous gift. Our Pre-K population enjoyed today’s life science read aloud tremendously.


UPDATE: The Pre-K students DO NOT WANT TO RACE! They simply wish to see who is the fastest.


Students at The Academy are enjoying a surprise presentation on marine biology this afternoon presented by the highly prestigious CPT. Barnacle and his crew of marine science specialist that work and study aboard the world famous sea-vessel The Octopod. We at The Academy pride ourselves on our ability to bring such meaningful enrichment opportunities to our students.


Our inaugural newsletter is out from the Headmaster.


This just in from Maintenance:


We regret to inform you we accomplished nothing this afternoon. The tasks were simply too daunting. We are cautiously optimistic we’ll be able to begin checking tasks off of our to-do list in the near future. Probably not tomorrow though. Perhaps we should say, “near-ish” for now?




Artist in Residence Instillation 2: “Obscured View” ~avocado oil on glass~ is complete. This piece will have a very short run.


W2D3: After careful consideration, the Academy had an unplanned early dismissal yesterday and all instruction was canceled today. Students engaged in social emotional development and self lead gross motor exploration in leu of traditional academic work. Housekeeping staff utilized the student free time to do tasks made difficult by student activity. Maintenance staff will be using the late afternoon to work on some repairs and a potential construction project for our physical fitness program. Our education staff have taken this time to work on lesson plans and prepare materials to help facilitate the elite academic environment The H Academy expects for our students.

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