Borok Marko



I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in uniform and arrest me in presence of my wife and take me to her home till the next day.

Then she bring me back and tell my wife “we are not done with investigations yet. I shall pick him up anytime we want more from him“

And my innocent wife will always say: 'madam officer, God bless you for handling my husband's case with care I will make sure he is always available anytime you need him'

~ Mugabe


Kenyan and Ugandan, this is not Dubai this is Juba that they don't show you on media

Photos from Borok Marko's post 18/10/2023

The Mangbetu people of Central Africa had a different look partly due to their elongated heads.

When kids were born, their heads were tightly wrapped with cloth in order to give it the elongated look.

The practice began fizzling out in the 1950s due to westernization.


There was a beautiful girl in a
village admired by four men.
One day, she went to wash her
clothes by the river coincidentally
the four men where there
watching her, All of a sudden a
crocodile bit her and dragged
her into the water.
The SINGER composed a beautiful
song ,the crocodile raised its
head above the water to listen to
the song,
The HUNTER shot it,and it was
dead. The girl floated on the
The FISHERMAN dived in and
brought her out to the shore
The DOCTOR treated her and she
was well again.
Now who deserves to marry the
girl among the four men??




Someone graduated at the age of 22, but waited 5 years before securing a good job.
Someone became a CEO at 25, and died at 50.
While another became a CEO at 50, and lived to 90 years.
Someone is still single, while someone from his school group has become grandfather.
Obama retired at 55 & Trump started at 70.
Everyone in this world works based on their time zone.
People around you might seem ahead of you & some might seem to be behind you.
But everyone is running their own race, in their own time.
Do not envy them.
They are in their time zone, and you are in yours.
So, relax.
You're not late.
You're not early.
You are very much on time.

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Stay away from Friends who Celebrate their achievements with Others, but run to you when they need Help💔



First year students at the University, college of medicine were attending their 1st Anatomy Class.

They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.

Professor started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR.

He said, “The 1st quality of a DOCTOR is that " s/he never feel disgust about anything in a human body.
For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body’s A**S & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.

Then he told the students to do what he did.

The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the dead body’s A**S & tasted it.

When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning.

Then professor looked at them and said “The most important 2second quality is observation.

I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger now learn to pay attention!!

ALL the students fainted!!


In the jungle,
The biggest animal is the Elephant,
The tallest is the Giraffe,
The wisest is the Fox,
The fastest is the Cheetah.

But besides all those wonderful qualities the Lion is the KING of the jungle even without ANY of them.!!



The Lion is courageous,

The Lion is very bold,

The Lion is always ready to face any challenges and barriers that cross its path, no matter how big/bad they are.!!

The Lion walks with confidence. The Lion dares anything and is never afraid. The Lion believes he is unstoppable. The Lion is a risk taker. The Lion believes any animal is food for it. The Lion believes any opportunity is worth giving a try and never lets it slip from its hands. The Lion has charisma.!!


- What is it that we get to learn from the Lion ??

• You don't need to be the fastest!

• You don't need to be the wisest!

• You don't need to be the smartest!

• You don't need to be the most brilliant!

• You don't need to be generally accepted to achieve your dreams and be great in life.!!

• All you need is *courage*

• All you need is *boldness*

• All you need is the will to try.

• All you need is the faith to believe it is possible.

• All you need is to believe in yourself, that *you can* do it.!!

It's TIME to bring out the King/Queen in you..!!

"Face the terrible, face it boldly"

*Phillipians 4:13. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

Have a good night for those sleeping. Enjoy your weekend for those in discos, but remember weekends are harmful to your pockets... 😯😯😯😯


Welcome to South Sudan 🇸🇸 where school going children have bigger phones 📱
than their own parents. 😁



In Church it is called Offering,

In Marriage it is called Brideprice,

In Divorce it is called Alimony,

In school it is called fee's,

When you owe someone it is called Debt,

When you pay the Government it is called Tax,

In Court it is called a Fine,

In Hospitals it is called Bills,

Tenancy - Rent,

Competition - Prize,

Government Retirees call it Pension,

Boss to Workers - Salary,

Master to Subordinates - Wages,

Children - Child Support,

When you borrow from bank it is called Loan,

When you offer after a service - Tip,

To kidnappers - Ransom,

Illegally received in the name of service - Bribe,

In The Police Station - Bail,

The Question Is: When A Boyfriend Gives Money To His Girlfriend, What Is It Called what?🥴🤌🙄


I need clarification on this statement😁


A group of tourists were visiting a Crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake.

The owner of the crocodile farm shouted, "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed.

The owner announced, "We have a winner!!!" After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to their hotel room.
The man tells his wife, "I did not jump in myself..... Someone pushed me 🙄"

His wife smiled and said, "It was me!!!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push" 😅


Being a Chelsea fan at this period is very tough, Imagine my girlfriend said she won't kiss me again until Mudryk scores😫😭😭


This is exactly what's happening in my country. Thanks Adija for this brave and educative cartoon😥😥



Our Sisters and Daughters are not for sale .


I can't relate🤣🤣, let me keep quiet 😁


Cristiano Ronaldo has got half a billion followers on Instagram, more than anyone.

GOAT things 🐐




Nature ❤❤ 🇺🇬
Bugema University -main Campus.


Accept the Reform for your better Future .




Patiently waiting for the announcement of the fifth President of Kenya 🇰🇪. All the best to President-elect


Democracy exhibition! Bravo Kenya🇰🇪🇰🇪
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