YEBO is a Malawi based company founded in 2001 and re-established in 2010. We specialize in system analysis and computer software development.
Gender and Computers
Top nine reasons computers must be male:
1.They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2.A better model is always just around the corner.
3.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4.It is always necessary to have a backup.
5.They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6.The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
7.The lights are on but nobody's home.
8.Big power surges knock them out for the night.
9.Size does matter
Top nine reasons computers must be female:
1.Picky, picky, picky.
2.They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
3.Beauty is only shell deep.
4.When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
5.Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
6.Always turning simple statements into big productions.
7.Smalltalk is important.
8.You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
9.They make you take the garbage out.
Your Everyday Business Online - YEBO's cover photo
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"
Some of you may not know who/what YEBO is........We are a Malawi based company founded in 2001 and reestablished in 2010. We specialize in system analysis and computer software development. YEBO has a variety of services and products which we offer which will be posted soon.............Thank you for liking our page. We'll keep you posted
Greetings Everyone, just wanted to inform you that the YEBO website which was under maintainance is now back online.
It is a computer training school which is located in the Blantyre city of Malawi. The school offers professional computer courses for both corporates and individuals. The courses are recommended for employees, school leavers, college students & graduates