The Angry Man, Chichester Videos

I WAS WRONG… THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING WORSE
Yes, never mind the porky present for your tree, John Lewis do one better, or worse depending on your point of view; a decorative dinosaur made from plaster and covered in glitter.
But of course. What a crock of crap. And ambitiously priced at little over a fiver. Other than using it as a blunt instrument to finish off granny and gain that inheritance on Christmas Day instead of settling down to watch Christmas Strictly, I can’t think what else you’d do with it.
Other than stick it up the arse of the John Lewis executive that let it through.
You can almost see desperation setting in at the John Lewis testing site.
“I know what we need! A plaster dinosaur in bile yellow and a smug smile, that’ll be so heavy and festooned in sh*tty shedding glitter, no tree will hold its weight! I can just see the great British public going for this. It’s not like we are in the middle of a cost of living crisis or anything. There’s always some moron who’ll shell out for this…”
One is obviously not enough.