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This is lit my 9 am/9pm on the reg. New post up at crapmom-giv’er a read! https://crapmom.co/f/motherhood101-letting-go

Motherhood101: Letting Go

New crapmom post up! https://crapmom.co/f/motherhood101-letting-go

Motherhood101: Letting Go So much of motherhood seems to be backtracking on ideals I thought were important prior to the bun coming OUT of the oven.

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Easy Reading Area for Baby!

New post up after a few weeks of baby diarrhoea...title is misleading, this is 879% about p**p. https://crapmom.co/f/easy-reading-area-for-baby

Easy Reading Area for Baby! It’s been a p**ptastic few weeks here at Crapfam™ quarters, hence the radio silence. 14 days of baby diarrhoea takes its toll on the psyche. It required me to spend most of my admittedly very limited personal time sippi...

Unwinding with while the baby (finally) naps and

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Sensory Play for Babies!

New post! Sensory play ideas for when you don’t feel like scrubbing jelly out of your carpet... https://crapmom.co/f/sensory-play-for-babies

Sensory Play for Babies! Following last week’s review of two ideas from the momblogosphere, I bring you, once again, two crap ideas. This week those ideas will focus on sensory play. One idea is so irreparable all I can do is hang my head in pit...

Homemade Paint for Babies!

PSA: always check the expiry dates on condiments before you buy them. But if you’re a sleep deprived parent who forgot to, I have got you covered! https://crapmom.co/f/homemade-paint-for-babies

Homemade Paint for Babies! So I know I’ve joined the ranks of the mom blog or whatever but still. The other day I clicked on an article about DIY cardboard baby toys, only to see a huge freaking pirate ship.

Just checked my sleeping baby’s nappy like I was diffusing a bomb. For no reason.

New blog up at https://crapmom.co/f/diy-baby-toys
It’s...well, about DIY baby toys. Mostly using recyclables. That I am managing not to f-up too badly. Which of course means any reasonably sentient gorilla could probably handle them too!

For. Real. Though.

So close to reality it’s actually stinging a little...

Dude for real she grabs the spoon right out of my hand. See how I’m handling it here: https://crapmom.co/f/the-ultimate-parenting-hack-for-messy-eaters

I mean basically it’s just a tray with water and some stuff from the fridge, but it works. To find out what she did with the bean, head to https://crapmom.co/f/easy-tummy-time-fun

No-Sew Bibs for Uncrafty Moms

New post is up! https://crapmom.co/f/no-sew-bibs-for-uncrafty-moms

No-Sew Bibs for Uncrafty Moms Recently Leya started eating solid foods. Thus far it’s been a blast, but it’s also causing a laundry backload the likes of which I have never experienced before. Imagine how stopped up you’d get if you ate nothing but b...

Baby Led Weaning: Survivalist Edition

Check out the newest post! https://crapmom.co/f/baby-led-weaning-survivalist-edition

Baby Led Weaning: Survivalist Edition My baby recently began eating solid food. It’s fun for her and disastrous for our carpeting,

Coparenting in a Pandemic: Hopefully We Survive

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Coparenting in a Pandemic: Hopefully We Survive My husband is a tiger dad. When our daughter Leya turned one month old, he gave her a tennis ball. He told her to start working toward taking number two at the Australian Open. Why number two? He didn’t want to push too ...

Homemade Play-doh (for Moms who DGAC(rap))

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Homemade Play-doh (for Moms who DGAC(rap)) Here's the truth about Tummy time:

How to Make a Face-mask (That Won’t Freak Out Your Kid)

Tired of trying to be the perfect mom? So Am I! Check out how I figured out how to stop my baby from crying when I put on a face mask. Spoiler alert, it is a little bit crappy but it gets the job done! https://crapmom.co/f/how-to-make-a-face-mask-that-won%E2%80%99t-freak-out-your-kid

How to Make a Face-mask (That Won’t Freak Out Your Kid) Strange times we are living in. The state of Victoria here is Australia recently made mask-wearing mandatory throughout the Melbourne metropolitan area, and it is seriously giving my baby the creeps.